Unrivalled consistency

Are you wondering, "Hey, in these belt-tightening times of international financial crises and slashed Internet advertising budgets, have those contextual-link-advertising companies that splattered so many stupid irrelevant ad-links over so much of the Web cleaned up their act, and started linking from stuff that actually has something to do with what they're advertising?"

Idiotic contextual-advertising link

Apparently not.

(From this page, about the Star Wars fan-film series that's just hit chapter two, a few years late.)

The company responsible promises "the most relevant contextual advertising links". I'm sure that's correct. They seem, at least, to be running equal first.

4 Responses to “Unrivalled consistency”

  1. Chazzozz Says:

    "They seem, at least, to be running equal first."

    Yeah, that's like I used to boast I played 1st saxophone in our high school band...when in reality it a section of only one.

  2. FuzzyPlushroom Says:

    I'm torn between a lightsaber joke and a comment about the size of Star Wars fans' packages being irrelevant to anyone aside from themselves.

  3. TwoHedWlf Says:

    Hey, those star wars fanfic people gotta last longer if they want to fully satisfy Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters...

  4. Keris Says:

    "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."

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