Wait until you see its big brother

I-Wei Huang of Crabfu has a link from his SteamWorks page to his non-steam-powered remote-controlled contraptions. That link is called "Steamless Crap".

He's now given that section of the site a more dignified name, Crabfu MotionWorks. In which the latest creation is...

...the R/C Tortoise.

(Once again, the cat is unmoved. If something in the Crabfu back yard doesn't blow hot steam and shriek like a banshee, it's not worth worrying about.)

Like its ancestors the Swashbots, the Tortoise is a creature that converts movement of normal R/C servos more or less directly into leg movements. It's operated as an animatronic puppet, with no automation beyond servo mixing on the controller.

But the Tortoise is a quadruped rather than a triped - with legs that look as if they're made from the same low-temperature polycaprolactone thermoplastic as Swashbot 3's disturbingly organic parts - and so it can walk much better.

The Tortoise still turns with a Swashbot-esque wiggle, but when it's going forward or backward it's much more efficient. And it's all based on only three servos - each pair of legs is one arch-shaped piece of plastic. (There are actually four servos in the Tortoise, but one just moves the head.)

The Tortoise's clumsy high-stepping gait makes it look, to me, like a creature that's going to be very very large when it grows up.

(Via.)

Intersection area approaches epsilon

There is a post entitled Announcement: Alex Sells Out! on The Daily WTF which includes, in deference to the site's purpose, an announcement that ads will be appearing on the site almost four years after ads started appearing on the site.

But it also includes what may be the best Venn diagram ever drawn.

Now they've really hit the big time

Can you just not get enough of my posts about Australian fuel-additive swindlers Firepower, but find it difficult to pick those posts out from the others in my Scams and Strange Tales categories?

Well, now your worries are over, because How To Spot A Psychopath has added - for no extra charge! - a whole separate Firepower category.

I hope this'll help out the journalists who've been contacting me so entertainingly often for background info.

To save you all from yet another Firepower post, I'll add the latest few articles about them to this one:

The law firm whose services Firepower retained to sue the Sydney Morning Herald and journalist Gerard Ryle for the articles Ryle wrote about them in 2007... has now filed an application in the Federal Court to wind up Firepower, and put the proceeds towards their unpaid bills.

The Sydney Kings, the basketball team Firepower sponsored, are now officially dead, with large outstanding debts.

So Tim Johnston, the high-rolling Firepower chief executive who's recently, apparently, high-tailed it out of the country, is now in hiding from a number of very tall and muscular men, in addition to the usual collection of angry creditors.

Your weekly dose of swash

When I-Wei "Crabfu" Huang created his third Swashbot last month (previously), I never got around to mentioning it here.

Duly rectified:

The grouper mouth and skull-like carapace make it look kind of malevolent... until it starts moving. It still kind of looks as if it's positioning itself to jump onto your face, though.

The "Shapelock" plastic from which Swash3's made is to regular plastic as Wood's Metal is to normal casting alloys. The plastic's chemical name is polycaprolactone, and it's available under other names, too. The bags of it that've been hanging on my wall waiting for a purpose are branded "Polymorph", and I got them from Jaycar here in Australia.

I-Wei's made three videos about building the bots:

(Via.)

Lazy thief seeks obliging victim; click OK to continue

Because I solicit donations via PayPal, I receive a certain amount of PayPal-related... noise.

Usually, it's someone who wants to join what they believe to be the Internet-panhandling jet-set, and wants to know my secrets. My advice in this area often causes disappointment, as it boils down to "spend ten years making a well-liked Web site with a thousand or so pages".

Some people, though, have hit upon a refreshingly direct alternative to asking the Internet in general to send them money. They, instead, very specifically ask a particular person to send them a particular amount of money, by sending a PayPal Money Request to someone who's never even heard of them.

PayPal lets you do this very easily. Just click the Request Money tab, enter a target e-mail address (preferably someone who's already got a PayPal account), and the amount you're asking for. The size of that amount is only limited by your audacity.

I just got such a request, from one "Nadz bali", nadz_1234@hotmail.co.uk, for fifty British pounds. So "Nadz" is fairly audacious.

There've been several others. "Max swan", nadhusy1234@hotmail.co.uk (hmmm...) tried it on for thirty quid on the 20th of April, and for three hundred pounds on the nineteenth. Someone I won't name because there's a 0.01% chance he might actually have been sincere asked for $US75 on the 16th of December last year, adding a Note that said "I need to get food for my family for christmas. Please help. God Bless". "Alon Gubkin", alon@100play.net, asked for a mere five bucks at the end of October 2007. And on and on it goes. The US-currency record was "rea", Raceme117@aim.com, who tried for $US500 on the seventh of May last year.

These attempts aren't frequent - they've only been happening to me at all since the start of 2007, and there've been only nine attempts to date. And it's very easy to just click the "Cancel" button and go about your day. So this is definitely one of the more inoffensive Internet scams. It's hardly a scam at all, really; it doesn't even rise to the level of walking up to someone in the street and saying "Could I have fifty quid, please?", because the PayPal version does not suggest that a mugging may be about to take place.

At base, this scheme is just an extension of the old scam where you send businesses invoices for things you never supplied to them, and hope they're unorganised enough that they pay up. The PayPal version would actually be conceptually exactly the same as that scam - except the people who try it, at least in my experience, almost never put anything in the "Subject" line of their money request.

Nope; they almost always just send me a bald, naked request for cash, and I click the "no" button, and then we both go about our days.

If only all human bad behaviour could be reduced to such simplicity.

"Don't smoke in a crowd. Coats are expensive."

I just got around to watching Tuesday's Daily Show, and realised that obviously, the Japanese public-etiquette signs David Sedaris mentioned would be on Flickr.

And yes, here they are!

Japanese sign.

Japanese sign.

Japanese sign.

Japanese sign.

Japanese sign.

Japanese sign.

Click through for the full-size, legible version of this last collection. I am mystified by the bottom-right one - "Posters saying 'Don't litter with cigarette butts' are like children scolding adults with paintbrushes."

Perhaps it would be clearer to me if I could read Japanese, or had at some point been scolded by a child with a paintbrush.

Your daily dose of psychoceramicity

From: ja4@optusnet.com.au
Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:57:29 +1000
To: dan@dansdata.com
Subject: [blank]

Dear Dan

I have been watching your newsletter for "news on Adams Platform and I have something for you - well thats the biggest understatement you will have heard when you go to adamsplatform.com.au which now populates a web page not your newsletter which it formerly did! ON THE WEB PAGE IS THE MISSING ALGORITHM all there in its GLORY with ORIGINAL WORKINGS FROM ADAM CLARK HIMSELF---- Now before you start crying fraud and liar like the Melbourne Club has for the past four years I say this - download the pdf and tell me that I am wrong. Alternatively email me and I will SPAM you a PDF of the form content and Behaviour of MATTER!!!! All complete and all together perfect just like he represented to Mediaworld before it was "controlled" by the United States Government and the Australian Government in a joint project called OPERATION PLATFORM!!!!

ITS NOW PUBLIC AND YOUR THE SECOND WEB SITE TO RECEIVE IT SO ENJOY AND PASS THE WORD FOR THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF COMPUTING AND ITS CALLED ------ AP TECHNOLOGY POWERED BY ADAM CLARK. Ps The web site will be populated with lots more detail in the coming weeks so no exclusives I am afraid unless I am wrong then you can print this email and post it to Adam as yet another fraud - see his cc --- that was a joke - the decision to go freeware was not an easy one and ALL will be explained in TIME!!!!

Yours Faithfully

Mr. John Anderson

Former Director Mediaworld Communications Limited
Member of MWC Creditors Committee
Company Director
MWB, MWC Bachelor of Business and Law
Ballarat University

For the benefit of anyone that's only recently joined us, the "Adams Platform" was an Australian-made ultra-revolutionary video compression scheme.

Which, like every other system that was meant to send high-quality video down a phone line in the pre-broadband days when that was a very marketable sort of product, did not work at all.

There've been many such systems before and after the Adams Platform - I wrote about a few of them, and the Adams Platform, here.

The Adams Platform, however, put its inventor, one Adam Clark, on the Business Review Weekly Young Rich List for 2004 - but with the proviso that "a pack of angry investors is chasing him for answers". The only answer they got was the complete collapse of Media World Communications. And if the above message is to be believed, the "pack" of creditors coalesced into a "Committee", which suggests that they still haven't got their money back.

A John Anderson was indeed involved with Media World Communications back then, and I suppose my correspondent may be that same John Anderson. If this is the case, then it would appear that the last four years have taken something of a toll.

Never mind video compression - adamsplatform.com.au does indeed still exist, and today its only purpose is to provide the world with what my correspondent above most accurately describes as "a PDF of the form content and Behaviour of MATTER!!!!"

Your guess is as good as mine

I'm sure all of those exclamation marks are entirely justified, though I can't make head or tail of the bloomin' thing myself.

Perhaps you'll do better. Do please post a comment if you figure out how this stunning insight - ascribed by Mr Anderson to Adam Clark, who is I presume now working in an undisclosed offshore location - may be applied to the transmission of full-bandwidth video down a dial-up modem connection, or to the negation of gravity, or to teleportation, or indeed to anything at all.

The next post will be about Lego or something, I promise

I'm sorry about this Firepower Fest, but a Who Da Bitch Now? opportunity like this doesn't come along every day.

Remember, gentle reader, how Firepower got hundreds of thousands of dollars in grants from Austrade, the Australian Trade Commission?

(...and then hired as their new CEO one John Finnin, the Austrade guy who made the grants possible, among other even dodgier activities - and then fired him shortly afterward, when he was arrested as part of a child sex investigation, of all things...)

Well, now it turns out that the bright sparks at Austrade hired out consultants to Firepower at $190 an hour - one of whom also later joined the Firepower team... no, no conflicts of interest here, how dare you suggest such a thing!

But Austrade accidentally signed that consultancy deal with a Firepower "subsidiary" which didn't actually exist.

(This seems to be a common problem for Firepower-associated business entities. I noticed yesterday that Stephen Moss's "Global Fuel Technologies" does not seem to appear anywhere on the Australian Business Register.)

So now Austrade have joined the creditor chorus, as they try to get the $173,000 they're owed back from any part of Firepower that retains a shred of reality.

Mind you, the Austrade contract said that Firepower had lots of hugely lucrative deals in the pipeline, and also that Firepower's products had been "comprehensively tested by several world leading/independent testing institutes". Which they, of course, hadn't. So if you ask me, the whole contract was nothing but toilet paper from the moment it was printed and it serves Austrade right that they got completely screwed.

Since the money they were busy shovelling into Firepower's pockets came from the Australian taxpayer, though, I still think it'd be rather nice if they managed to screw some of it back out of Firepower.

Perhaps Firepower could sell that million-dollar Rolls-Royce which Stephen Moss so proudly insisted was absolutely 100% Firepower property?

Hey, the picture of Stephen and "his" Roller is back up on the front page of buyfirepowerpill.com!

Stephen Moss and 'his' Rolls-Royce.

I imagine that's a sight that really irritates the people who're trying to get what they're owed.