Towards a transgressive hermeneutic of OMG THERE'S AN EAR IN HIS ARM

Stelarc is everything the famous-in-certain-circles Kevin Warwick would be, if Kev had more guts and less self-promotion.

I base this evaluation on the fact that Stelarc does bowel-clenchingly freaky things to himself and says he's an artist, while Warwick does things any schmuck could do and calls himself a researcher.

An ear in an arm!

It's probably best that those of a delicate disposition not click the above, or look at this later picture either.

I think Stelarc's a bit like Survival Research Laboratories would be, if everything they made had to pass through their bodies somewhere.

Further evidence: Kevin Warwick has said wanky things about Stelarc, but I don't think Stelarc's said anything about Kevin.

(Via, via.)

Turbine time!

Another Crabfu creation.

Slightly louder than the previous ones.

I recognised the chassis as being from a Kyosho Blizzard just from the first picture of the thing. I haven't a clue about the motors and boilers, but if you want an R/C tracked vehicle of any size spotted, I'm your man.

Snark-bait

To be fair, Sputtr does look like a pretty good way to introduce your grandma to all of the nifty stuff there is out there on the Web.

"Check it out, Gran! Just type "crochet" and click one of the buttons!"

Metafilter is really not the best place to post about a site like this, though.

They'll make fun.

(And they're more about this sort of thing, anyway.)

Perfectly typical Wikipedia editor located!

Mark Allyn.

I'm pleased to see see this degree of cheerfulness in a self-promoting Wiki-weirdo.

(I have edited a grand total of two links to my site into Wikipedia, in case you were wondering.)

It certainly beats (and I use the word advisedly) those dudes who devote most of their waking hours to finding Wikipedia articles in which a picture of their penis can defensibly be deployed.

As I write this, Monsieur Allyn has frickin' colonised the raincoat article.

Ads! Don't you love them?

I'm sure you'll all be very happy to learn that I just changed the top ads on the main and article list pages of Dan's Data, removing the top-of-page Burst banner and replacing it with a Robert Sherman one, on account of how I quite like money and the Robert Sherman network may give me more of it than Burst does.

There's also separate code for a Robert Sherman popunder - the old Burst banner code could spawn extra windows all by itself.

(As you may have noticed.)

I've been running Robert Sherman banners on this site for a while, now, but not popups.

If you're one of the readers who, as I've previously recommended, blocks my annoying ads, then there's nothing to see here; move along.

If you see the Robert Sherman ads, though, please comment below if you encounter anything particularly offensive. I've previously noticed one Robert Sherman ad from a purveyor of crappy Windows enhancing software which illicitly bundled an offensive popup into their banner whether or not you actually used the popup code (Astonishing! Crap-software vendors are usually so POLITE!). So it won't surprise me much if there turn out to be some other spiders in the Robert Sherman woodpile.

If horrible things show up and Robert Sherman doesn't squash them quickly, then I'll go back to Burst. Ad money is important to me, but not so important that I'm willing to turn my site into a complete freak show.

You may consider those CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE 999,999,999TH VISITOR OMGWTFBBQ ads to be the location of my personal avarice-versus-tawdriness line in the sand. If you see stuff that's worse than that, definitely including anything that says Your Computer Is Full Of Viruses Click OK On This Fake Requester To Install Some Crap Or Other, please tell me.

(Update: I gave Robert Sherman a month, then went back to Burst. Robert Sherman ran a few obnoxious ads like fake error messages, and a few other ads that were just plain broken. That wouldn't have been such a big deal, except that Robert Sherman also don't yet have an online control console that lets publishers vet ads and select which ones they don't want to run.)

"But how do we get Cthulhu near the roller coaster?"

Possibly the best line of cartoon dialogue ever. It almost makes up for the rest of them.

Defeating Cthulhu should, of course, actually be about as difficult as defeating Jehovah, but the only alternative is that He end up ruling the world, which would significantly impede further progress of the cartoon series. So.

(You can download the video for offline viewing by using this.)

Just for the record

Even if that fired comics guy had stood on a table in the middle of the office and hollered "I'm gonna come in tomorrow and shoot all yo' asses!", he would not have been making a "terroristic threat".

He would have been threatening to commit mass murder.

If the purpose of your murderous act is just to commit murder, not to scare anybody into doing anything (generally of a political nature), then it's... murder. Not terrorism.

Thank you.

Fuel scam of the day

I am indebted to a Victorian reader for this extraordinary piece of news from the May '07 issue of the Royal Automobile Club of Victoria, here in Australia.

Nonsense from the RACV magazine.

It contains so many little tidbits of complete off-the-wall wrongness that I can only surmise it's been deliberately written that way to amuse people who have some vague comprehension of scientific reality.

From the top:

The claims made are pretty standard for scam fuel saving products. 10 to 20 per cent less fuel consumption, 10 to 30 per cent more power, half the "pollution".

This is all meant to be achieved by using electrolytic hydrogen and oxygen to improve combustion. Which is pretty impressive when you realise that only one to two per cent of the input fuel is not already combusted by a decently tuned modern engine.

The pollution reduction claims are pretty hilarious, too. The only way to reduce carbon monoxide and dioxide output at the tailpipe, for a given amount of fuel going into the engine, is to do something else with those carbon and oxygen molecules. Apparently this device just makes them... go away.

Helium as a combustion product is impossible, unless there's hydrogen fusion going on in the combustion chamber. Helium is present in crude oil and natural gas, and passes through unchanged into the exhaust of anything that burns those substances, but I don't think any detectable amount of helium ends up in gasoline after the refining process.

Patents don't mean a device works. The Patent Office of most countries will let you patent anything that isn't obviously a perpetual motion machine, and some don't even draw that line. They protect your invention; they don't verify its usefulness.

And now comes the real punchline - the sudden change of track onto ozone depletion, which has nothing whatsoever to do with vehicle pollution. Ozone depletion is caused by chlorine and bromine compounds, and there's no chlorine or bromine in vehicle fuel, so no such compounds come out of the tailpipe.

And, finally, the ozone layer over China is much the same as the ozone layer over Australia, these days. Since the two countries are also at broadly similar latitudes, sunburn risks are also roughly the same.

I can only surmise that either Tony Fawcett (the alleged author of this piece) and his editors are all blithering idiots who're completely unqualified to write for any kind of motoring magazine, or this story was accidentally held over from the April issue.