Further FZATing

I think the most mysterious phenomenon it's possible to create in a domestic microwave oven is the (deservedly famous) Glowing Humming Plasma Amoeba.

It's not hard to do. Put something smouldering, like a lit-and-blown-out toothpick, under a disposable glass or jar inside the microwave. Turn on.

Enjoy.

(Plain old flames are meant to work, too, but I haven't had any luck.)

Borosilicate glass may survive the resultant sudden temperature increase; other glass probably won't.

It may have excellent comic timing, though.

[UPDATE: That video's not accessible via Google Video any more, and I can't find it on YouTube.]

(There are plenty more http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=microwave+plasma">where these came from.)

Also useful for drying wet sneakers

Stuff I Did Years Ago But Am Only Blogging About Now:

Microwaved light bulb

I microwaved a light bulb.

I took pretty ordinary pictures of it at the time, but in this modern age, it's easy to find video of this trick...

...among others.

The milk is not actually specifically necessary, though it is a good idea to put a glass with some water in it in the oven along with anything weird you intend to nuke, so that the microwave can sink some energy in the water. A light bulb or CD or grape or whatever looks like nothing to a microwave oven, and it's not good for them to run them empty.

Bill Beaty's Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments remains the classic reference on this subject.

Rust begone!

I was thinking of making a video to demonstrate the near-magical process of electrolytic de-rusting that I mention in this column, but I don't need to, because someone already has:

Everything you need to know is in the video.

Note that it's fine to immerse an alligator clip holding onto the part to be de-rusted, but the clip attached to the sacrificial positive-terminal steel must not be immersed, or you'll sacrifice the clip too.

Note also that even a strong sodium bicarbonate solution won't hurt your skin - well, not quickly, anyway.

Commercial electrolytic derusting is often done in a sodium hydroxide bath, which will (a) turn you into soap if it gets a chance and (b) produce some really choice fumes.

Spark gap

You need about 25000 volts per inch for a spark in air, so so 230V - as is used for everything here in Australia, and for clothes dryers and such in the USA - can only jump maybe a quarter of a millimetre, on a good day.

So this, despite its appearance, probably did work, for suitably small values of "work".

UPDATE: That URL's dead now. The image is on this page, though, titled "Dryer wire".

(It's from This Old House's Home Inspection Nightmares II; there is, of course, also a I. If that's not enough for you, then I highly recommend the US Naval Safety Center's Photo of the Week, which has extensive archives.)

White trees, black sky

Herewith, the shatteringly gorgeous results of my first venture into infra-red photography.

IR photo

That's how it looked out of the camera, whose red photodetectors are most strongly tickled by near infrared, but whose green and blue ones see it too.

They don't see a lot of it, mind you, because like all normal digital cameras these days, my EOS-20D has an IR-blocking filter inside it, over the sensor. It's there because digital sensors are very sensitive to near-IR light, in the same way that normal film is very sensitive to ultraviolet. If something in the camera doesn't block that invisible-to-humans light, it'll haze up your photos.

(Lots of people put UV filters on digital cameras, too. That's just because UV filters are really cheap, so you can use them to protect the lens. You can get non-filtering protectors now as well, that're just a piece of glass in a filter frame. I don't think they're much cheaper, though.)

The anti-IR filter is not, however, perfect. A little light gets through. So if you put an IR-pass filter on your camera, you can still take IR pictures. You just have to use a pretty long exposure - eight seconds at f/3.5, ISO 800, for the above example.

It's traditional to cancel out the meaningless colour cast from digital IR images, giving a result that looks like a black and white IR film picture, so I monkeyed with it a bit, and did.

Greyscale IR photo

The human eye can't see a thing through the viewfinder when the IR-pass filter is on, because on an SLR like my camera, the viewfinder looks out through the main lens. Cameras with separate "rangefinder" viewfinders don't have this problem.

I was still pleased to note, though, that the autofocus actually worked. The phase detection autofocus can see near-infrared light with no trouble - indeed, a lot of cameras use an IR beam as their AF-assist light.

The autofocus didn't quite get it right, though, because it assumes you're taking a visible-light picture, and infrared light doesn't refract as much as visible (many older SLR lenses have a red dot on their focus scale as well as the standard white one; the red one is the one you use when you're shooting IR).

You can compensate for that by cranking down the aperture to get more depth of field, but that increases your exposure time even further; the above eight second shot would have had to be 42 seconds if I'd taken it at the usually-suggested f/8. An alternative strategy is to just take a few pictures, manually bumping the focus in a bit for each one. Or, if you've got a choice of things to focus on, you can try focussing on something closer than the actual subject.

These problems almost all go away if you get yourself a camera adapted for proper IR photography (from here or here, for instance - or you can do it yourself if you're brave), with the internal filter replaced with an IR-pass, everything-else-block one and the autofocus recalibrated for IR. Now you can use the viewfinder as normal, and autofocus works. Given the plummeting price of DSLRs, it's not actually crazy for ordinary photographic hobbyists, amateur astronomers and so on to do this; it also only costs a bit of time to do a similar trick with a toy digicam or webcam. I don't have that strong a need to see the world of white trees and black eyes, though.

(Have you ever wanted to get married in a black-skied nightmare world? Now you can!)

Incidentally, if you've got a camera with an electronic viewfinder that shows you what the sensor sees, then an IR conversion will give you a live near-IR view of the world. So will a camcorder converted in the same way - actually, the 52mm filter I bought was sold for use on camcorders, but works fine on the 52mm threads of my Canon 50mm lens.

I think fully converted cameras can grab a little bit of colour in IR scenes, too. My simple screw-on filter just makes everything a shade of the same pink, so there's no data lost when you drop the image to monochrome.

The filter I bought, by the way, is an allegedly 850nm-pass model from here that cost me only $AU22.98 delivered. I've no idea what its actual spectral performance is like, but it seems to work fine, and is a lot cheaper than many brand name options.

If you want something even cheaper, you can try using layered theatrical light filters or fully exposed and developed (and thus black) colour film or something, but unless you can get offcuts of theatrical gel for free, you'll be paying more for the big sheets of the stuff that you don't need.

(I've made those goggles, by the way; they're cool. Note the new photo gallery!)

Shoelectricity

First, there were Pikashoes.

Then ELECTRi-FRiED.

Now, behold: ELECTRi-FRiED II!

Beats using dinner plates on a linoleum floor

Life board kit.

A while ago, the Make: magazine people told the world about a neat little circuit board kit that plays a four-by-four version of Conway's Life. The kit's made by Dropout Design, one of the front-runners in the recent nerd-craze for LED-lit disco dance floors.

It was, regrettably, not actually buyable at the time, but it is now. $US19.99 from Make or, ahem, ten bucks from the manufacturers.

Four-by-four Life is kind of like four-square Tic-Tac-Toe, but the boards can be linked together at the edges to make a larger playfield - and you could presumably use long wires to link the edges of your playfield to each other for some good old toroidal wraparound action.

The docs (PDF) don't explain how the cells actually get populated in the first place, but this is the sort of thing that I presume they've, you know, thought of.

A more serious problem is that making a reasonable-sized playfield would get expensive pretty quickly. A mere 64-by-64-cell field would cost more than $US2500.

Those of us without the money to cover a wall with Life boards may prefer to try the disturbingly complete Mirek's Cellebration, which plays Life and just about every other cellular automaton anyone's thought of, probably including the rules which will turn out to govern the behaviour of quarks.

(Note also that the Life "Glider" is the Universal Hacker Emblem. I'm not entirely sure that I'd want to be represented by something that tears off in a straight diagonal line to nowhere until it dies, but the Glider certainly is an excellent nerd shibboleth.)

Side note: I've found two games in which Life is an easter egg. ADOM's herb bushes obey Life rules, and so does the fungus in Populous II.

This can be used to devastating effect in both games. Create an R pentomino in either one, and you'll be rolling in herbs in the first game, and turning the entire population of an area into wet sucking sounds in the second.

Anybody know of any other hidden Lifes?

Business automation

This mind-mashingly awful situation reminded me of this less terrible, but equally pointless, one.