The continuing quest for a decent USB drive box

As I've mentioned before, ordinary everyday external USB hard disk boxes do not ever tell their drive to go into sleep mode.

How much harm this actually does is questionable, because spinning up hard drives causes motor electronics and bearing wear, just like running the drive all the time. There's doubtless some point on the duty cycle graph below which using sleep mode does more harm than good.

But since external drives are very seldom the main drive for a computer, they usually don't need to be spinning for a very large fraction of their lives. So they probably will last quite a lot longer, not to mention use less electricity and make less noise, if they're spun down when they're not needed.

But virtually no external boxes have that feature. They use cheap USB-to-ATA bridge hardware that can't do spin-down at all. There's no standard way to even send a spin-down message via USB (you can do it via FireWire) - but you could still use extra software, or just a little switch on the box, or something. But nobody does. You have to buy a NAS box if you want a sleep feature, which is overkill if all you need is a plain external drive.

If you want your external hard drive to stop spinning, you've got to turn off the box. For a lot of the cheap ones that means unplugging the power. Then the DC lead falls down behind the desk.

M'verygoodfriends at Aus PC Market, though, now have a cheap stopgap solution.

Noontec drive box.

This box comes from international megabrand Noontec/BlueEye, whose Web site is as I write this not responding to hails.

(Readers outside Australia may find the same product being sold under yet another weird name, by a company that may even have a working Web site!)

The box has a few points in its favour.

One: It's cheap. $AU77 without a drive, including delivery anywhere in Australia.

Two: It accepts SATA drives, up to 500Gb in capacity. No good if you want to use an old PATA drive, but new SATA drives are now often cheaper than new PATA ones.

Three: It turns off when it loses USB signal, either because the host computer has shut down or because its data cable has been unplugged.

The box also has a simple power button on the front. That'd be a selling point all by itself, since it means you don't have to fumble around the back of the thing to shut it down.

The automatic power-down function is not, regrettably, matched by an automatic power-up function when you turn your computer back on again. You have to power the box up manually. Just poking the power button is not a huge chore, though, and for my money it definitely beats coming back to your computer after a weekend away and discovering that while the PC's been off all that time, the bloody external drive you forgot to unplug has been spinning for sixty completely pointless hours.

There's a second button on the front of the box, that runs some automatic backup software of unknown quality. You may find that useful. If you don't (or aren't running Windows), just don't install the software and the button will be harmless.

The Noontec box is made out of aluminium, so it ought to get decent convective cooling if you set it up vertically in the supplied stand. Any 7200RPM drive should be OK in it, if you don't live in a tropical jungle.

If this box cost $AU150 or something, I'd find it hard to recommend. For $AU77 delivered, though, its convenience features make it a winner. It even comes with a padded bag!

Australian shoppers can click here to order it from Aus PC Market.

Relive your car stereo installation nightmares

I believe the winner of Jalopnik's Worst Car Hack competition has to be the fuel pump finger tapper.

There are, however, a number of other worthy entries.

More Legobotics

Apropos my previous "those of us who will not rest until we've faithfully reproduced a 100% self-aware Johnny Five in Technic" bit:

We're one step closer.

The Mindstorms NXT sonic sensor already looks like Five's eyes, which helps. But it's still completely brilliant.

Next stop: The T-1 Battle Units from Rise of the Machines. Which aren't nearly as clever as Johnny, so should be easier to imitate - the Lego Johnny ain't gonna be speed-reading any books with those sonar eyes of his.

(By the way, who knew the T-1s had tracks made by the same company who made the tracks on Jamie Hyneman's remote controlled vending machines? One of them's standing there behind him in his Web site home page portrait; and like the giant penny in the Batcave, a Vending Tank also lurks in the background of many Mythbusters scenes.)

(Via, via.)

Dan's Unrequested Panorama Stitching Service

I don't know about you, but the obvious question that popped into my mind when I discovered that there's "A 360 degree view in 71 photos of Will Self's writing room" on Self's site was "what'll happen if you feed those photos into panorama stitching software?"

Will Self's office

Ta-daaah.

(If clicking on the above image doesn't work because Coral isnt' answering hails, here's the direct link.)

Lots of the images don't actually match up, but Autostitch knows to discard the puzzle pieces that don't fit. The result also has quite a few dreamy spots in it, like any close-range indoor hand-held panorama. But, y'know, that's just a bit cubist, innit?

It's still not half bad, if you ask me.

Musical advice

Sometimes, it's difficult to figure out the right soundtrack for a particular situation.

Example.

You're a high-collared, monocled, merciless galactic conqueror.

You find yourself in a First Contact situation with an ancient and peace-loving alien civilisation.

Their endlessly astonishing arcologied homeworld is optimally developed in every way possible for the perfect satisfaction of all forms of corporeal life.

You are about to pound that world into a dull red glowing moonscape with a sustained, and glorious unto God, mass driver bombardment.

OK.

The walking chords two thirds of the way through the Fantasia of J.S. Bach's Fantasia and Fugue in G Minor, BWV 542, are what you're looking for.

See?

The cheapest way to buy this, and an absolute buggerload of other Bach organ works, is I think the ten disc boxed set from good old Helmut, which Amazon currently lists for a lousy $US19.49 plus whatever shipping you have to pay.

The slightly more expansive 12 disc edition, in comparison, is $86.49.

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Another day, another rip-off

At first glance, Live Deviant looks like a real hardware site. Well, apart from its odd name, which isn't really that peculiar by the standards of its peers.

Live Deviant is brand new and only has three reviews on it so far, but I'm sure that in time it will grow...

Oh, wait a moment.

This review (archived here) looks a little familiar.

(The little shit's even hotlinking my images. Jeez.)

This review doesn't quite look like Live Deviant's own work, either. They weren't even clever enough to change the name of the site they stole it from, at the start of the third paragraph.

This graphic card review looks as if the professionals at Live Deviant wrote it themselves, though. You can tell, because it's written at a fifth grade level and Full of Capital Letters for Emphasis.

I bet the graphs in the card review are all ripped off, though; they've got dodgy "LiveDeviant.com" badges pasted on them, but the rest of each image looks like the painfully recompressed work of some other site whose identity may soon be revealed in the comments.

(Those images aren't hotlinked - they're hosted on ImageShack. Always the mark of a professional site.)

What the hell goes on in somebody's head that leads them to believe people won't notice when they do stuff like this? Why go to all the trouble of getting hosting and making a site, and then destroy it all by copying content from well-known sources? Hotlinking images, even, so that the people you're stealing from can see you blinking like a beacon in their server stats?

(A reader actually pointed out the copied thermal paste article to me before I noticed it myself. That's usually the way these things come to my attention, because I have thousands and thousands of unpaid spies. Against whom dipwads like Live Deviant have no chance.)

I don't know whether the person in the whois information for Live Deviant is actually the guy responsible, but given the above idiocy I wouldn't be surprised if that was indeed his name, home address and phone number.

I was going to send a complaint to him, but obviously he doesn't care. Let's see what his hosting provider thinks of this.

(And there's more! This is ripped off from the BBC, and this is an Associated Press piece. This is just a press release, but it's got a "Written by Rakesh" byline as well.)

UPDATE: It's been more than a day now, and our favourite Deviants have elected to keep on trucking.

This at least has an AP byline on it. But it's also still allegedly "Written by Rakesh", who does not appear to be aware that you're not allowed to just plonk whole Associated Press pieces on your Web site if you don't pay them the (large!) subscription fee.

Similarly, you can't just put "Source: BBC" on the end of your copied article (complete with copied images, despite the famed surreality of almost all of the BBC's online illustrations...) and expect things to be all right now.

And there are, of course, plenty of other rip-offs. This is another from the BBC, and this rips off Time magazine, for instance.

The licking is audible

Anne has told me that everybody in the world needs to see this.

So here it is.

(Actually, I'm given to understand the correct term is "leecking".)

ACT-I-VATE WHIRL-POOL!

Awww, yeah.

(Previous good Bob the Angry Flower Dalek strips here, here and here.)

It was good to see a Dr Who episode that ended in the traditional way - screeching into the theme music with a dramatic zoom onto a completely stupid-looking monster.

Silly monster.

Now that's what I'm talking about. (It's good to see that G'Kar's chin is still getting work.)

Father Dougal in excellent cat makeup, OK, that's got its appeal. But people having all of the water in their bodies sucked out by a dude in a bubble-wrap suit is the way it's meant to be.

On the subject of that eternal-traffic-jam episode, I quite liked it once I started treating it as a sort of Borges story rather than sci-fi. It was only spoiled by the hamfisted foreshadowing of the Obvious Next Villain, And It'd Better Be Jonathan Pryce Playing Him Or There'll Be Trouble, You Already Made Me Cross With Those Guys With Huge Heads That Turned Out When They Took Their Helmets Off To Be Space Rhinos Or Some Shit Instead Of The Army Of Sontarans I Was Hoping For.

The modern Doctor Who is all just fantasy with sci-fi paint on it, of course.

But, y'know, could be worse.