I'm just not sure

Should I participate in a link exchange program with http://kundaliniforyou.com/, the Web site for Robert Morgens' Kundalini Awakening Program?

Robert's e-mailed me twice asking, now [and he's now sent me a third "reminder", on the 15th of March]. Clearly, he not only noticed my never-ending stream of approval for linking schemes, but also saw how keen I am about New-Age alternative medicine of all sorts (this page is ten years old now...), and is confident that I therefore do not consider every damn thing Robert's done since he left school to be pure poison to anything that's decent in the world.

Kundalini yoga is apparently supposed to enrich you emotionally, intellectually, physically and spiritually, so I'm sure Robert's enlightened mind gave him some sort of gestalt awareness of the raving quack that lives within me, despite my pathetic attempts to deny it in every single page where I said anything at all about anything remotely related to everything Robert says is true.

Robert is, I and he hasten to add, a Reiki Master who holds a Black Belt in Hoshinjutsu. He's also the founder of Work From Home Magazine (perhaps this one, perhaps not), Harmony Magazine (your guess is, again, as good as mine), Combat Hapkido Journal (which appears to be the world's only "Ezine" that does not have a Web site...) and not one but two Kundalini Awakening Podcasts! (How awakened does the serpent coiled at the base of your spine need to be?)

Oh, and he's also apparently a professional network marketer! I'm sure you all know how much I love marketing people!

And, as if that weren't enough, he is - or at least was - eager to help you Apply the Law of Attraction!

So I'm in a quandary. Should I send him lots of traffic, or not?

5 Responses to “I'm just not sure”

  1. Alan Says:

    I have a black belt in origami myself. If you hit me, I fold up.

    As for Robert, it's reassuring to know that my brother, who died in the 1950's age the age of 5, brought the curse of Cystic Fibrosis down on himself with Bad Thoughts.

  2. tantryl Says:

    I'm convinced. I wasn't sure at first but after you listed all those credentials, well, it's not like they could ALL be bullshit. Right?

    So I'm in. I'm going to grab my Kundalini and pump its venom out right now!

  3. Fredd Says:

    I like pie, I'm a nice guy and I serve the robot overlords with fervor and might. When the revolution comes, I will dutifully betray my masters, and we will storm the cryo-brain-keeps on armored ducks, and release our battle-kittens. All will be well once more.

    Can I get a link?

  4. Stark Says:

    Sure Dan, send him lots of traffic. Lots and LOTS of TRAFFIC. Seriously unfriendly amounts of traffic. Make a slashdotting look like a light load.... ;)

    I mean really, somebody should have told this fellow that when you are soliciting for traffic from other websites you should be specific as to how much and what type you'd like.

    You should also take 5 minutes to read the site you are soliciting and make sure you aren't making yourself look even stupider than you already do. Well I suppose it is rather hard to look any more stupid than being a reiki master. Ahhh yes... mastery of doing nothing. Some serious credentials there!

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