Reprint #96 of that bit of Ben's book

While I'm posting vast chunks of text written by someone else, I thought this might be a good moment for me to do my part to fill up the Google results with the truth about one of the world's most horrifyingly successful quacks.

Herewith, Ben Goldacre's suddenly-famous book chapter about Matthias Rath, which was missing from the first edition of his book because of ongoing legal action by Rath against Ben and The Guardian.

Rath dropped the case, is paying his opponents' costs, and has displayed his usual firm grasp on reality by deciding that this means he has won a famous victory.


This is an extract from
BAD SCIENCE by Ben Goldacre
Published by Harper Perennial 2009.

You are free to copy it, paste it, bake it, reprint it, read it aloud, as long as you don't change it – including this bit – so that people know that they can find more ideas for free at www.badscience.net

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The Doctor Will Sue You Now

This chapter did not appear in the original edition of this book, because for fifteen months leading up to September 2008 the vitamin-pill entrepreneur Matthias Rath was suing me personally, and the Guardian, for libel. This strategy brought only mixed success. For all that nutritionists may fantasise in public that any critic is somehow a pawn of big pharma, in private they would do well to remember that, like many my age who work in the public sector, I don't own a flat. The Guardian generously paid for the lawyers, and in September 2008 Rath dropped his case, which had cost in excess of £500,000 to defend. Rath has paid £220,000 already, and the rest will hopefully follow. Nobody will ever repay me for the endless meetings, the time off work, or the days spent poring over tables filled with endlessly cross-referenced court documents.

On this last point there is, however, one small consolation, and I will spell it out as a cautionary tale: I now know more about Matthias Rath than almost any other person alive. My notes, references and witness statements, boxed up in the room where I am sitting right now, make a pile as tall as the man himself, and what I will write here is only a tiny fraction of the fuller story that is waiting to be told about him. This chapter, I should also mention, is available free online for anyone who wishes to see it.

Matthias Rath takes us rudely outside the contained, almost academic distance of this book. For the most part we've been interested in the intellectual and cultural consequences of bad science, the made-up facts in national newspapers, dubious academic practices in universities, some foolish pill-peddling, and so on. But what happens if we take these sleights of hand, these pill-marketing techniques, and transplant them out of our decadent Western context into a situation where things really matter?

In an ideal world this would be only a thought experiment. AIDS is the opposite of anecdote. Twenty-five million people have died from it already, three million in the last year alone, and 500,000 of those deaths were children. In South Africa it kills 300,000 people every year: that's eight hundred people every day, or one every two minutes. This one country has 6.3 million people who are HIV positive, including 30 per cent of all pregnant women. There are 1.2 million AIDS orphans under the age of seventeen. Most chillingly of all, this disaster has appeared suddenly, and while we were watching: in 1990, just 1 per cent of adults in South Africa were HIV positive. Ten years
later, the figure had risen to 25 per cent.

It's hard to mount an emotional response to raw numbers, but on one thing I think we would agree. If you were to walk into a situation with that much death, misery and disease, you would be very careful to make sure that you knew what you were talking about. For the reasons you are about to read, I suspect that Matthias Rath missed the mark.

This man, we should be clear, is our responsibility. Born and raised in Germany, Rath was the head of Cardiovascular Research at the Linus Pauling Institute in Palo Alto in California, and even then he had a tendency towards grand gestures, publishing a paper in the Journal of Orthomolecular Medicine in 1992 titled "A Unified Theory of Human Cardiovascular Disease Leading the Way to the Abolition of this Disease as a Cause for Human Mortality". The unified theory was high-dose vitamins.

He first developed a power base from sales in Europe, selling his pills with tactics that will be very familiar to you from the rest of this book, albeit slightly more aggressive. In the UK, his adverts claimed that "90 per cent of patients receiving chemotherapy for cancer die within months of starting treatment", and suggested that three million lives could be saved if cancer patients stopped being treated by conventional medicine. The pharmaceutical industry was deliberately letting people die for financial gain, he explained. Cancer treatments were "poisonous compounds" with "not even one effective treatment".

The decision to embark on treatment for cancer can be the most difficult that an individual or a family will ever take, representing a close balance between well-documented benefits and equally well-documented side-effects. Adverts like these might play especially strongly on your conscience if your mother has just lost all her hair to chemotherapy, for example, in the hope of staying alive just long enough to see your son speak.

There was some limited regulatory response in Europe, but it was generally as weak as that faced by the other characters in this book. The Advertising Standards Authority criticised one of his adverts in the UK, but that is essentially all they are able to do. Rath was ordered by a Berlin court to stop claiming that his vitamins could cure cancer, or face a €250,000 fine.

But sales were strong, and Matthias Rath still has many supporters in Europe, as you will shortly see. He walked into South Africa with all the acclaim, self-confidence and wealth he had amassed as a successful vitamin-pill entrepreneur in Europe and America, and began to take out full-page adverts in newspapers.

˜The answer to the AIDS epidemic is here," he proclaimed. Anti-retroviral drugs were poisonous, and a conspiracy to kill patients and make money. "Stop AIDS Genocide by the Drugs Cartel said one headline. "Why should South Africans continue to be poisoned with AZT? There is a natural answer to AIDS." The answer came in the form of vitamin pills. "Multivitamin treatment is more effective than any toxic AIDS drug. Multivitamins cut the risk of developing AIDS in half."

Rath's company ran clinics reflecting these ideas, and in 2005 he decided to run a trial of his vitamins in a township near Cape Town called Khayelitsha, giving his own formulation, VitaCell, to people with advanced AIDS. In 2008 this trial was declared illegal by the Cape High Court of South Africa. Although Rath says that none of his participants had been on anti-retroviral drugs, some relatives have given statements saying that they were, and were actively told to stop using them.

Tragically,Matthias Rath had taken these ideas to exactly the right place. Thabo Mbeki, the President of South Africa at the time, was well known as an "AIDS dissident", and to international horror, while people died at the rate of one every two minutes in his country, he gave credence and support to the claims of a small band of campaigners who variously claim that AIDS does not exist, that it is not caused by HIV, that anti-retroviral medication does more harm than good, and so on.

At various times during the peak of the AIDS epidemic in South Africa their government argued that HIV is not the cause of AIDS, and that anti-retroviral drugs are not useful for patients. They refused to roll out proper treatment programmes, they refused to accept free donations of drugs, and they refused to accept grant money from the Global Fund to buy drugs. One study estimates that if the South African national government had used anti-retroviral drugs for prevention and treatment at the same rate as the Western Cape province (which defied national policy on the issue), around 171,000 new HIV infections and 343,000 deaths could have been prevented between 1999 and 2007. Another study estimates that between 2000 and 2005 there were 330,000 unnecessary deaths, 2.2 million person years lost, and 35,000 babies unnecessarily born with HIV because of the failure to implement a cheap and simple mother-to-child-transmission prevention program. Between one and three doses of an ARV drug can reduce transmission dramatically. The cost is negligible. It was not available.

Interestingly, Matthias Rath's colleague and employee, a South African barrister named Anthony Brink, takes the credit for introducing Thabo Mbeki to many of these ideas. Brink stumbled on the "AIDS dissident" material in the mid-1990s, and after much surfing and reading, became convinced that it must be right. In 1999 he wrote an article about AZT in a Johannesburg newspaper titled "a medicine from hell". This led to a public exchange with a leading virologist. Brink contacted Mbeki, sending him copies of the debate, and was welcomed as an expert.

This is a chilling testament to the danger of elevating cranks by engaging with them. In his initial letter of motivation for employment to Matthias Rath, Brink described himself as "South Africa's leading AIDS dissident, best known for my whistle-blowing exposé of the toxicity and inefficacy of AIDS drugs, and for my political activism in this regard, which caused President Mbeki and Health Minister Dr Tshabalala-Msimang to repudiate the drugs in 1999?.

In 2000, the now infamous International AIDS Conference took place in Durban. Mbeki's presidential advisory panel beforehand was packed with "AIDS dissidents", including Peter Duesberg and David Rasnick. On the first day, Rasnick suggested that all HIV testing should be banned on principle, and that South Africa should stop screening supplies of blood for HIV. "If I had the power to outlaw the HIV antibody test," he said, "I would do it across the board." When African physicians gave testimony about the drastic change AIDS had caused in their clinics and hospitals, Rasnick said he had not seen "any evidence" of an AIDS catastrophe. The media were not allowed in, but one reporter from the Village Voice was present. Peter Duesberg, he said, "gave a presentation so removed from African medical reality that it left several local doctors shaking their heads". It wasn't AIDS that was killing babies and children, said the dissidents: it was the anti-retroviral medication.

President Mbeki sent a letter to world leaders comparing the struggle of the "AIDS dissidents" to the struggle against apartheid. The Washington Post described the reaction at the White House: "So stunned were some officials by the letter's tone and timing during final preparations for July's conference in Durban that at least two of them, according to diplomatic sources, felt obliged to check whether it was genuine. Hundreds of delegates walked out of Mbeki's address to the conference in disgust, but many more described themselves as dazed and confused. Over 5,000 researchers and activists around the world signed up to the Durban Declaration, a document that specifically addressed and repudiated the claims and concerns–at least the more moderate ones–of the "AIDS dissidents". Specifically, it addressed the charge that people were simply dying of poverty:

The evidence that AIDS is caused by HIV-1 or HIV-2 is clearcut, exhaustive and unambiguous… As with any other chronic infection, various co-factors play a role in determining the risk of disease. Persons who are malnourished, who already suffer other infections or who are older, tend to be more susceptible to the rapid development of AIDS following HIV infection. However, none of these factors weaken the scientific evidence that HIV is the sole cause of AIDS… Mother-to-child transmission can be reduced by half or more by short courses of antiviral drugs … What works best in one country may not be appropriate in another. But to tackle the disease, everyone must first understand that HIV is the enemy. Research, not myths, will lead to the development of more effective and cheaper treatments.

It did them no good. Until 2003 the South African government refused, as a matter of principle, to roll out proper antiretroviral medication programmes, and even then the process was half-hearted. This madness was only overturned after a massive campaign by grassroots organisations such as the Treatment Action Campaign, but even after the ANC cabinet voted to allow medication to be given, there was still resistance. In mid-2005, at least 85 per cent of HIV-positive people who needed anti-retroviral drugs were still refused them. That's around a million people.

This resistance, of course, went deeper than just one man; much of it came from Mbeki's Health Minister, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. An ardent critic of medical drugs for HIV, she would cheerfully go on television to talk up their dangers, talk down their benefits, and became irritable and evasive when asked how many patients were receiving effective treatment. She declared in 2005 that she would not be "pressured" into meeting the target of three million patients on anti-retroviral medication, that people had ignored the importance of nutrition, and that she would continue to warn patients of the sideeffects of anti-retrovirals, saying: "We have been vindicated in
this regard. We are what we eat."

It's an eerily familiar catchphrase. Tshabalala-Msimang has also gone on record to praise the work of Matthias Rath, and refused to investigate his activities. Most joyfully of all, she is a staunch advocate of the kind of weekend glossy-magazine-style nutritionism that will by now be very familiar to you. The remedies she advocates for AIDS are beetroot, garlic, lemons and African potatoes. A fairly typical quote, from the Health Minister in a country where eight hundred people die every day from AIDS, is this: "Raw garlic and a skin of the lemon–not only do they give you a beautiful face and skin but they also protect you from disease." South Africa's stand at the 2006 World AIDS Conference in Toronto was described by delegates as the "salad stall". It consisted of some garlic, some beetroot, the African potato, and assorted other vegetables. Some boxes of anti-retroviral drugs were added later, but they were reportedly borrowed at the last minute from other conference delegates.

Alternative therapists like to suggest that their treatments and ideas have not been sufficiently researched. As you now know, this is often untrue, and in the case of the Health Minister's favoured vegetables, research had indeed been done, with results that were far from promising. Interviewed on SABC about this, Tshabalala-Msimang gave the kind of responses you'd expect to hear at any North London dinner-party discussion of alternative therapies.

First she was asked about work from the University of Stellenbosch which suggested that her chosen plant, the African potato, might be actively dangerous for people on AIDS drugs. One study on African potato in HIV had to be terminated prematurely, because the patients who received the plant extract developed severe bone-marrow suppression and a drop in their CD4 cell count–which is a bad thing–after eight weeks. On top of this, when extract from the same vegetable was given to cats with Feline Immunodeficiency Virus, they succumbed to full-blown Feline AIDS faster than their non-treated controls. African potato does not look like a good bet.

Tshabalala-Msimang disagreed: the researchers should go back to the drawing board, and "investigate properly". Why? Because HIV-positive people who used African potato had shown improvement, and they had said so themselves. If a person says he or she is feeling better, should this be disputed, she demanded to know, merely because it had not been proved scientifically? "When a person says she or he is feeling better, I must say ‘No, I don't think you are feeling better'? I must rather go and do science on you'?" Asked whether there should be a scientific basis to her views, she replied: "Whose science?"

And there, perhaps, is a clue, if not exoneration. This is a continent that has been brutally exploited by the developed world, first by empire, and then by globalised capital. Conspiracy theories about AIDS and Western medicine are not entirely absurd in this context. The pharmaceutical industry has indeed been caught performing drug trials in Africa which would be impossible anywhere in the developed world. Many find it suspicious that black Africans seem to be the biggest victims of AIDS, and point to the biological warfare programmes set up by the apartheid governments; there have also been suspicions that the scientific discourse of HIV/AIDS might be a device, a Trojan horse for spreading even more exploitative Western political and economic agendas around a problem that is simply one of poverty.

And these are new countries, for which independence and self-rule are recent developments, which are struggling to find their commercial feet and true cultural identity after centuries of colonisation. Traditional medicine represents an important link with an autonomous past; besides which, anti-retroviral medications have been unnecessarily – offensively, absurdly – expensive, and until moves to challenge this became partially successful, many Africans were effectively denied access to medical treatment as a result.

It's very easy for us to feel smug, and to forget that we all have our own strange cultural idiosyncrasies which prevent us from taking up sensible public-health programmes. For examples, we don't even have to look as far as MMR. There is a good evidence base, for example, to show that needle-exchange programmes reduce the spread of HIV, but this strategy has been rejected time and again in favour of "Just say no." Development charities funded by US Christian groups refuse to engage with birth control, and any suggestion of abortion, even in countries where being in control of your own fertility could mean the difference between success and failure in life, is met with a cold, pious stare. These impractical moral principles are so deeply entrenched that Pepfar, the US Presidential Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, has insisted that every recipient of international aid money must sign a declaration expressly promising not to have any involvement with sex workers.

We mustn't appear insensitive to the Christian value system, but it seems to me that engaging sex workers is almost the cornerstone of any effective AIDS policy: commercial sex is frequently the "vector of transmission", and sex workers a very high-risk population; but there are also more subtle issues at stake. If you secure the legal rights of prostitutes to be free from violence and discrimination, you empower them to demand universal condom use, and that way you can prevent HIV from being spread into the whole community. This is where science meets culture. But perhaps even to your own friends and neighbours, in whatever suburban idyll has become your home, the moral principle of abstinence from sex and drugs is more important than people dying of AIDS; and perhaps, then, they are no less irrational than Thabo Mbeki.

So this was the situation into which the vitamin-pill entrepreneur Matthias Rath inserted himself, prominently and expensively, with the wealth he had amassed from Europe and America, exploiting anti-colonial anxieties with no sense of irony, although he was a white man offering pills made in a factory abroad. His adverts and clinics were a tremendous success. He began to tout individual patients as evidence of the benefits that could come from vitamin pills – although in reality some of his most famous success stories have died of AIDS. When asked about the deaths of Rath's star patients, Health Minister Tshabalala-Msimang replied: "It doesn't necessarily mean that if I am taking antibiotics and I die, that I died of antibiotics."

She is not alone: South Africa's politicians have consistently refused to step in, Rath claims the support of the government, and its most senior figures have refused to distance themselves from his operations or to criticise his activities. Tshabalala-Msimang has gone on the record to state that the Rath Foundation "are not undermining the government's position. If anything, they are supporting it."

In 2005, exasperated by government inaction, a group of 199 leading medical practitioners in South Africa signed an open letter to the health authorities of the Western Cape, pleading for action on the Rath Foundation. "Our patients are being inundated with propaganda encouraging them to stop life-saving medicine," it said. "Many of us have had experiences with HIV infected patients who have had their health compromised by stopping their anti-retrovirals due to the activities of this Foundation." Rath's adverts continue unabated. He even claimed that his activities were endorsed by huge lists of sponsors and affiliates including the World Health Organization, UNICEF and UNAIDS. All have issued statements flatly denouncing his claims and activities. The man certainly has chutzpah.

His adverts are also rich with detailed scientific claims. It would be wrong of us to neglect the science in this story, so we should follow some through, specifically those which focused on a Harvard study in Tanzania. He described this research in full-page advertisements, some of which have appeared in the New York Times and the Herald Tribune. He refers to these paid adverts, I should mention, as if he had received flattering news coverage in the same papers. Anyway, this research showed that multivitamin supplements can be beneficial in a developing world population with AIDS: there's no problem with that result, and there are plenty of reasons to think that vitamins might have some benefit for a sick and frequently malnourished population.

The researchers enrolled 1,078 HIV-positive pregnant women and randomly assigned them to have either a vitamin supplement or placebo. Notice once again, if you will, that this is another large, well-conducted, publicly funded trial of vitamins, conducted by mainstream scientists, contrary to the claims of nutritionists that such studies do not exist. The women were followed up for several years, and at the end of the study, 25 per cent of those on vitamins were severely ill or dead, compared with 31 per cent of those on placebo. There was also a statistically significant benefit in CD4 cell count (a measure of HIV activity) and viral loads. These results were in no sense dramatic – and they cannot be compared to the demonstrable life-saving benefits of anti-retrovirals – but they did show that improved diet, or cheap generic vitamin pills, could represent a simple and relatively inexpensive way to marginally delay the need to start HIV medication in some patients.

In the hands of Rath, this study became evidence that vitamin pills are superior to medication in the treatment of HIV/AIDS, that anti-retroviral therapies "severely damage all cells in the body–including white blood cells", and worse, that they were "thereby not improving but rather worsening immune deficiencies and expanding the AIDS epidemic". The researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health were so horrified that they put together a press release setting out their support for medication, and stating starkly, with unambiguous clarity, that Matthias Rath had misrepresented their findings.

To outsiders the story is baffling and terrifying. The United Nations has condemned Rath's adverts as "wrong and misleading". "This guy is killing people by luring them with unrecognised treatment without any scientific evidence," said Eric Goemaere, head of Médecins sans Frontières SA, a man who pioneered anti-retroviral therapy in South Africa. Rath sued him.

It's not just MSF who Rath has gone after: he has also brought time-consuming, expensive, stalled or failed cases against a professor of AIDS research, critics in the media and others.

But his most heinous campaign has been against the Treatment Action Campaign. For many years this has been the key organisation campaigning for access to anti-retroviral medication in South Africa, and it has been fighting a war on four fronts. Firstly, TAC campaigns against its own government, trying to compel it to roll out treatment programmes for the population. Secondly, it fights against the pharmaceutical industry, which claims that it needs to charge full price for its products in developing countries in order to pay for research and development of new drugs – although, as we shall see, out of its $550 billion global annual revenue, the pharmaceutical industry spends twice as much on promotion and admin as it does on research and development. Thirdly, it is a grassroots organisation, made up largely of black women from townships who do important prevention and treatment-literacy work on the ground, ensuring that people know what is available, and how to protect themselves. Lastly, it fights against people who promote the type of information peddled by Matthias Rath and his ilk.

Rath has taken it upon himself to launch a massive campaign against this group. He distributes advertising material against them, saying "Treatment Action Campaign medicines are killing you" and "Stop AIDS genocide by the drug cartel", claiming–as you will guess by now–that there is an international conspiracy by pharmaceutical companies intent on prolonging the AIDS crisis in the interests of their own profits by giving medication that makes people worse. TAC must be a part of this, goes the reasoning, because it criticises Matthias Rath. Just like me writing on Patrick Holford or Gillian McKeith, TAC is perfectly in favour of good diet and nutrition. But in Rath's promotional literature it is a front for the pharmaceutical industry, a "Trojan horse" and a "running dog". TAC has made a full disclosure of its funding and activities, showing no such connection: Rath presented no evidence to the contrary, and has even lost a court case over the issue, but will not let it lie. In fact he presents the loss of this court case as if it was a victory.

The founder of TAC is a man called Zackie Achmat, and he is the closest thing I have to a hero. He is South African, and coloured, by the nomenclature of the apartheid system in which he grew up. At the age of fourteen he tried to burn down his school, and you might have done the same in similar circumstances. He has been arrested and imprisoned under South Africas violent, brutal white regime, with all that entailed. He is also gay, and HIV-positive, and he refused to take anti-retroviral medication until it was widely available to all on the public health system, even when he was dying of AIDS, even when he was personally implored to save himself by Nelson Mandela, a public supporter of anti-retroviral medication and Achmat's work.

And now, at last, we come to the lowest point of this whole story, not merely for Matthias Rath's movement, but for the alternative therapy movement around the world as a whole. In 2007, with a huge public flourish, to great media coverage, Rath's former employee Anthony Brink filed a formal complaint against Zackie Achmat, the head of the TAC. Bizarrely, he filed this complaint with the International Criminal Court at The Hague, accusing Achmat of genocide for successfully campaigning to get access to HIV drugs for the people of South Africa.

It's hard to explain just how influential the "AIDS dissidents" are in South Africa. Brink is a barrister, a man with important friends, and his accusations were reported in the national news media –and in some corners of the Western gay press–as a serious news story. I do not believe that any one of those journalists who reported on it can possibly have read Brink's indictment to the end.

I have.

The first fifty-seven pages present familiar anti-medication and "AIDS-dissident" material. But then, on page fifty-eight, this "indictment" document suddenly deteriorates into something altogether more vicious and unhinged, as Brink sets out what he believes would be an appropriate punishment for Zackie. Because I do not wish to be accused of selective editing, I will now reproduce for you that entire section, unedited, so you can see and feel it for yourself.

APPROPRIATE CRIMINAL SANCTION

In view of the scale and gravity of Achmat's crime and his direct personal criminal culpability for ‘the deaths of thousands of people', to quote his own words, it is respectfully submitted that the International Criminal Court ought to impose on him the highest sentence provided by Article 77.1(b) of the Rome Statute, namely to permanent confinement in a small white steel and concrete cage, bright fluorescent light on all the time to keep an eye on him, his warders putting him out only to work every day in the prison garden to cultivate nutrient-rich vegetables, including when it's raining. In order for him to repay his debt to society, with the ARVs he claims to take administered daily under close medical watch at the full prescribed dose, morning noon and night, without interruption, to prevent him faking that he's being treatment compliant, pushed if necessary down his forced-open gullet with a finger, or, if he bites, kicks and screams too much, dripped into his arm after he's been restrained on a gurney with cable ties around his ankles, wrists and neck, until he gives up the ghost on them, so as to eradicate this foulest, most loathsome, unscrupulous and malevolent blight on the human race, who has plagued and poisoned the people of South Africa, mostly black, mostly poor, for nearly a decade now, since the day he and his TAC first hit the scene.

Signed at Cape Town, South Africa, on 1 January 2007

Anthony Brink

Appropriate Criminal Sanction A

Appropriate Criminal Sanction B

The document was described by the Rath Foundation as "entirely valid and long overdue".

This story isn't about Matthias Rath, or Anthony Brink, or Zackie Achmat, or even South Africa. It is about the culture of how ideas work, and how that can break down. Doctors criticise other doctors, academics criticise academics, politicians criticise politicians: that's normal and healthy, it's how ideas improve. Matthias Rath is an alternative therapist, made in Europe. He is every bit the same as the British operators that we have seen in this book. He is from their world.

Despite the extremes of this case, not one single alternative therapist or nutritionist, anywhere in the world, has stood up to criticise any single aspect of the activities of Matthias Rath and his colleagues. In fact, far from it: he continues to be fêted to this day. I have sat in true astonishment and watched leading figures of the UK's alternative therapy movement applaud Matthias Rath at a public lecture (I have it on video, just in case there's any doubt). Natural health organisations continue to defend Rath. Homeopaths' mailouts continue to promote his work. The British Association of Nutritional Therapists has been invited to comment by bloggers, but declined. Most, when challenged, will dissemble."Oh," they say, "I don't really know much about it." Not one person will step forward and dissent.

The alternative therapy movement as a whole has demonstrated itself to be so dangerously, systemically incapable of critical self-appraisal that it cannot step up even in a case like that of Rath: in that count I include tens of thousands of practitioners, writers, administrators and more. This is how ideas go badly wrong. In the conclusion to this book, written before I was able to include this chapter, I will argue that the biggest dangers posed by the material we have covered are cultural and intellectual.

I may be mistaken.

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Never let it be said that I don't give people who disagree with me a fair suck of the saveloy.

(Amazingly enough, that's actual genuine Australian slang, though a bit old-fashioned these days.)

My post the other day about anti-vaccinationist Jock Doubleday attracted some feedback from him, culminating in a comment of epic dimensions. Since I've an innate sympathy for anybody who, like me, appears to buy ink by the barrel, and because this is such a brilliant example of the breed, I hereby award said comment a post of its own, just as I did with the last one.

(My own comments on this comment, of course, follow.)

I understand if you believe it's a waste of your time to argue with someone who has stepped out of the vaccines-as-salvation paradigm.

Your belief in vaccines as the greatest good stems from decades of institutional indoctrination -- indoctrination which I also had but which I was allowed to break free from by a chance encounter with someone who had also broken free.

You can continue on with your beliefs -- and with your endless making-it-about-me -- but the truth about vaccines is waiting for you in over a century of scientific research.

Commenter #8 mentioned smallpox. Regarding this disease, please take time to read Dr. Tim O'Shea's article:

http://www.thedoctorwithin.com/smallpox/Smallpox-Bringing-a-Dead-Disease-Back-to-Life.php

Below are the sources I used for my article "Into the Labyrinth: Discovering the Truth about Vaccination" . . . for your consideration.

If you or anyone commenting here would prefer to have a discussion about vaccine efficacy somewhere other than this blog, I can post all discussions on my site. I have had the following URL up for several years with no takers:

"The Great Vaccination Debate"
http://spontaneouscreation.org/SC/OpenLetterToBelieversInVaccination.htm

Or we could carry on a conversation on another site of your or one of your commenters' choosing.

If anyone wants to discuss vaccines, you may first want to read these MDs and medical historians:

http://www.whale.to/m/critics.html

If you would prefer to hear nothing more from me here on vaccination, I will be happy to refrain from posting here again. Just let me know.

You are always welcome to write to me at:
director@spontaneouscreation.org

Vaccine info sources below.

In health,
Jock Doubleday

VACCINE EFFICACY?

http://www.vaclib.org/sites/debate/index.html

http://www.thinktwice.com/

http://www.whale.to/vaccines.html

http://www.909shot.com/

http://vaccineinfo.net/

http://www.foundationforhealthchoice.com/

http://www.avn.org.au/

http://www.vaclib.org/

http://www.thedoctorwithin.com/

http://www.vaccinepolicy.org/

http://www.whale.to/v/obomsawin.html

http://www.know-vaccines.org/

http://www.vaccine-info.com/

http://www.vaccines.bizland.com/

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/8148/vac.html

http://www.informedparent.co.uk/

http://www.vaccinationnews.com/

VACCINE INGREDIENTS

http://www.vaclib.org/basic/vacingredient.htm

http://chemfinder.camsoft.com/

AIDS LINKED TO MASS POLIO VACCINATION

http://www.uow.edu.au/arts/sts/bmartin/dissent/documents/AIDS/

http://www.uow.edu.au/arts/sts/bmartin/dissent/documents/AIDS/River/Hooper_00/

ANIMAL VACCINES

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/ivn/animals.htm

http://www.ahvma.org/

http://cyberpet.com/cyberdog/articles/health/vaccin.htm

http://www.canine-health-concern.org.uk/

http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/petvacc.htm

http://www.animalhomeopathy.net/

ANTHRAX VACCINE

www.gulfwarvets.com/anthrax.htm

ANTIBODIES AND VACCINES

http://www.whale.to/vaccines/antibody.html

http://vaclib.org/intro/qanda3.htm

ARMY VACCINES

http://www.gulfwarvets.com/winds.htm

http://www.all-natural.com/gwi-1.html

ASTHMA AND VACCINES

http://www.whale.to/vaccines/asthma.html

http://www.whale.to/v/asthma3.html

AUTISM AND VACCINES

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/02/vaccine-induced-autism.aspx

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/10/01/autism-mercury-part-one.aspx

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2001/02/24/autism-mercury-part-two.aspx

http://www.wellbeingjournal.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=491&Itemid=77

http://www.unlockingautism.org

http://www.taap.info/articles.asp

http://www.autismuk.com/

http://www.mercola.com/2001/mar/7/autism_vaccines.htm

http://www.garynull.com/Documents/autism99b.htm

CHILD ABUSE (shaken baby syndrome) AND VACCINES

http://www.falseallegation.org

http://www.freeyurko.bizland.com/contents.html

CHURCH OF VACCINATION

http://www.healthy.net/asp/templates/article.asp?PageType=Article&ID=1121

CONFLICT OF INTEREST AND VACCINES

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/05/21/research-for-sale.aspx

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/09/24/vaccine-approvals.aspx

http://www.wellbeingjournal.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=52&Itemid=65

http://www.mercola.com/2000/oct/15/congress_conflicts.htm

http://www.mercola.com/2001/sep/15/vaccines.htm

http://consumerlawpage.com/article/vaccine.shtml

http://www.cspinet.org/new/200303101.html

DIABETES AND VACCINES

http://www.nvic.org/vaccines-and-diseases/Diabetes/congressionalhearing.aspx

http://www.nvic.org/vaccines-and-diseases/Diabetes/juvenilediabetes.aspx

DIPHTHERIA (DPT) VACCINE

http://www.whale.to/v/asthma3.html

DPT VACCINE LINKED TO PARALYTIC POLIO

http://www.pnc.com.au/~cafmr/online/vaccine/polio.html

DISEASE THEORY AND VACCINES

http://www.pnc.com.au/~cafmr/reviews2.html#pasteur

http://www.pnc.com.au/%7Ecafmr/reviews2.html

EXEMPTIONS / WAIVERS FOR VACCINES

http://www.geocities.com/titus2birthing/VacRefuse.html

http://www.nccn.net/~wwithin/exemptions.htm

http://www.geocities.com/titus2birthing/WhyChoose.html

http://www.know-vaccines.org/exemption.html

http://www.gval.com/exempt.htm

FLU VACCINE

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/ivn/flu.htm

FORCED VACCINATION

http://www.naturalnews.com/022384.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Vj0EX_STU

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54095

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=1117

http://www.disinfo.com/content/story.php?title=Help-Stop-Forced-Vaccination-Children

http://www.naturalnews.com/022384.html

GARDASIL (HPV) VACCINE

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54095

HEPATITIS B (HEP B) VACCINE

http://www.vaccinationnews.com/DailyNews/June2001/HepBVaxReactOutnumbCases.htm

http://www.vaccinationnews.com/DailyNews/July2001/HepBDis&VaxFacts.htm

http://www.vaccinationnews.com/DailyNews/August2001/HepBVaxForNewborns.htm

HOMEOPATHY AND VACCINES

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/moskowitz/vaccination.htm

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/moskowitz/unvaccinated.htm

http://www.tinussmits.com/english/

http://www.animalhomeopathy.net/

IMMUNE SYSTEM AND VACCINES (autoimmune disorders)

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/neustaedter/immune.htm

MMR VACCINE (Measles Mumps Rubella)

http://www.nvic.org/vaccines-and-diseases/MMR.aspx

http://cryshame.net/index.php?option=com_search&searchword=pport

MMR AND AUTISM

http://www.autismuk.com/

POLIO VACCINE

http://www.vaccines.plus.com/

http://thinktwice.com/s_polio.htm

http://www.uow.edu.au/arts/sts/bmartin/dissent/documents/AIDS/

RUBELLA VACCINE

http://thinktwice.com/s_rubell.htm

http://www.garynull.com/Documents/autism99b.htm

SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) AND VACCINES

http://www.pnc.com.au/~cafmr/coulter/sids.html

http://www.pnc.com.au/~cafmr/coulter/vacc-deb.html

http://www.pnc.com.au/~cafmr/newsl/kalo.html

TETANUS VACCINE

http://www.whale.to/a/tetanus.html

http://www.whale.to/vaccines/tetanus.html

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?db=PubMed&cmd=Retrieve&list_uids=1565228&dopt=Abstract

TUBERCULOSIS AND VACCINES

http://www.whale.to/m/point1.html

UNVACCINATED CHILDREN

http://www.healthy.net/library/articles/moskowitz/unvaccinated.htm

VACCINE ADVERSE REACTIONS

http://www.gn.apc.org/inquirer/vaccio.html

VACCINE ARTICLES

http://www.ivanfraser.com/articles/health/vaccination.html

http://www.curezone.com/art/1.asp?C0=735

http://www.icpa4kids.com/pediatric_chiropractic_articles_immunizations.htm

http://www.healingwell.com/library/health/thompson2.asp

http://www.wellbeingjournal.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=52&Itemid=65

http://www.mercola.com/2003/jul/12/vaccine_procedure.htm

http://www.healthy.net/clinic/familyhealthcenter/children/vaccination/articles.asp

http://www.korenpublications.com/

http://www.wellbeingjournal.com/index.php?searchword=vaccines&option=com_search&Itemid=

VACCINE CHALLENGE (Jock Doubleday's)
http://www.spontaneouscreation.org/SC/$75,000VaccineOffer.htm

VACCINE CHALLENGE (Viera Scheibner's)

http://vaccinationnews.com/DailyNews/October2001/VaccinationChallenge.htm

VACCINE CRITICS

http://www.whale.to/m/critics.html

VACCINE HOAX

http://www.whale.to/a/hoax.html

VACCINE LINKS

http://www.vaclib.org/links/vaxlinks.htm

http://wolfcreekranch1.tripod.com/human_vaccines.html

http://www.industryinet.com/~ruby/vaccinations.html

VACCINE PACKAGE INSERTS (pdf files)

http://www.vaclib.org/chapter/inserts.htm

VACCINE SITES (GOVERNMENT) Vaccine Adverse Event Report System (VAERS)

http://www.fda.gov/cber/vaers/vaers.htm

VACCINE QUOTES

http://www.whale.to/a/hoax.html

VACCINE BOOKS

Jamie Murphy, What Every Parent Should Know about Childhood Immunization

Tim O'Shea, The Sanctity of Human Blood: Vaccination Is Not Immunization

Neil Z. Miller, Vaccines: Are They Really Safe and Effective?

Robert Mendelsohn, How to Raise A Healthy Child in Spite of Your Doctor

Walene James, Immunization: The Reality Behind the Myth

Tedd Koren, Childhood Vaccination: Questions All Parents Should Ask

Randall Neustaedter, The Vaccine Guide: Risks and Benefits for Children and Adults

Raymond Obomsawin, Universal Immunization: Medical Miracle or Masterful Mirage?

Ethel Douglas Hume, Pasteur Exposed: The False Foundations of Modern Medicine

Harris L. Coulter and Barbara Loe Fisher, A Shot in the Dark: Why the P in DPT Vaccination May Be Hazardous to Your Child's Health

Leon Chaitow, Vaccination and Immunization: Dangers, Delusions and Alternatives

Harris L. Coulter, Vaccination, Social Violence and Criminality: The Medical Assault on the American Brain

Viera Scheibner, Vaccination: 100 Years of Orthodox Research Shows that Vaccines Represent a Medical Assault on the Immune System

Neil Z. Miller, Vaccines, Autism, and Childhood Disorders

Neil Z. Miller, Immunizations: The People Speak!

Catherine J.M. Diodati, Immunization: History, Ethics, Law and Health

Epidemics: Opposing Viewpoints (Opposing Viewpoints Series, Unnumbered) by William Dudley, Ed., Mary E. Williams, Ed., Greenhaven Press (January 1999)

VACCINE BOOK SITES

http://www.know-vaccines.org/reading.html

http://thinktwice.com/vaccine.htm

http://www.korenpublications.com

http://www.cure-guide.com/Vaccine_Guide/vaccine_guide.html

http://www.noamalgam.com/vaccinations.html

http://www.vaclib.org/sites/debate/about.html

AUTISM BOOKS AND ARTICLES

http://www.autismwebsite.com/ari/index.htm

http://www.impossiblecure.com

http://www.baps-online.co.uk/28.html

VACCINE BOOK REVIEWS

http://www.pnc.com.au/%7Ecafmr/reviews2.html

VACCINE VIDEOTAPES

http://www.vaclib.org/basic/products.htm

Comment by jockdoubleday — May 11, 2009 @ 5:20 am

Phew.

To other readers of this site, not to Jock:

The above comment is a fine example, if you haven't encountered one before, of the "quantity of evidence" or "filibuster" approach, in which a person attempts to justify their beliefs by presenting an enormous number of references which are claimed to - and sometimes actually all do - agree with their point of view. It's a great technique for people who're opposed to the scientific consensus, because it gives people who disagree a huge task - "Don't comment before you've read them all!" - while relieving the claimant of the task of actually forming an argument, or even of saying with which of the numerous sources he or she agrees.

Given the large number of human beings in the world and the very long time that some people have spent believing just about any odd thing you care to name, though, it is unsurprising that you can come up with a long list of books and papers and pamphlets and speeches and Web pages from people who believe just about anything you like. Einstein was wrong, the speed of light is infinite, the colour of human of your choice is superior to the other colour of human of your choice (with the "superiority" arrow pointing in all possible directions between "black", "brown", "white", "yellow", "very importantly different kind of yellow" and "red"), the MMR vaccination causes autism, abstinence-based sex education works, et cetera.

I have a suggestion for any readers who're enthusiastic about giving Jock a fair hearing, but who also have, you know, stuff to do other than spend months digging for a nugget of truth in the above large pile of... data. I suggest you randomly pick one or more of the above, and see what they have to say.

I stuck a metaphorical pin into the above list, avoiding the ones whose names I already recognised (like the ones who say that "shaken baby syndrome" can be caused by vaccines; how delightful!), and settled on "Pasteur Exposed: The False Foundations of Modern Medicine", by one Ethel Douglas Hume.

Thanks to this helpful review from a believer, I know that this work was originally published in 1923, and advanced the views of one Professor Antoine Béchamp over those of Pasteur.

Ethel took a while to finish her book about Béchamp, seeing as he died in 1908, at the end of a long and productive life in which I feel safe in saying his dispute with Pasteur was not the high point. Béchamp believed in pleomorphism, the view that in certain conditions, animal cells can turn into different animal cells. This much is not incorrect; certain cells, like stem cells, certainly can "differentiate" into other kinds of cells.

But Béchamp took this further. He believed that when you get a particular illness, and a particular kind of bacteria are then found in your body, those bacteria were actually created by tiny "microzymas" in your body which have been caused, by the disease you have, to turn themselves into bacteria rather than into the normal cells of your body.

Here's a believer's page about Béchamp's theory, which says it's "never been refuted". I take exception to that, because we have now studied human cells and bacteria at all scales down to individual molecules, and have abundant evidence that bacterial infection causes bacterial diseases, and that bacteria arise solely from other bacteria, and that there does not seem to exist anything that looks even slightly like a "microzyma".

It has, for some decades now, been quite easy and inexpensive for ordinary people to do biology experiments at home. If you happen to have a placenta handy, you can isolate amniotic stem cells from it; you can even sequence your own DNA at home.

So even if you, like Jock, believe science to be a form of evil religion, you can fiddle about with bacteria in the privacy of your own home in ways that Béchamp and Pasteur could only dream of, and establish for yourself which one of them had the right end of the stick.

(We're also, unfortunately, getting some more plain-as-day hard evidence of the importance of vaccinations, courtesy of people who believe the anti-vax arguments and don't vaccinate their children. As herd immunity falls, more kids get sick, and people are reminded why it was that we started vaccinating against diseases like measles, mumps and rubella, which can be deadly. I'm sure the antivaxers have a very good explanation for this.)

The publishers' blurb on this Amazon page for the 1988 reprint of "Pasteur Exposed" says:

"This extraordinary history of the germ theory, among other things, shows that vaccination far from saving millions of lives has cost millions. In destroying Pasteur's ideas, the author has introduced us to Bechamp, whose experiments produced the first scientific evidence of how homoeopathy, acupuncture and all holistic therapies can cure disease while conventional medicine can only treat it. The implications of Bechamp's discoveries are far reaching and have yet to be realized, and it is hoped that this book will be an inspiration to scientists, therapists and the general public who are beginning to sense the futility of the conventional approach."

Humankind's ever-increasing life expectancies would seem to me to militate against this view that "the conventional approach" is "futile"; I actually suspect that most people who held this opinion in 1924 would, if they saw today's world, admit that they'd got it wrong. I mean, never mind all the people whose cancer has been cured before it became more than a little lump, let alone what used to happen; we've got a smallpox-free world, which notably also does not contain thousands of children doomed to spend the rest of their lives in an iron lung, I'm sorry but the allegation that the polio vaccine had nothing to do with this always makes me just a little bit fucking angry.

The anti-vaccinationists a hundred years ago were all saying that vaccination would never achieve a damn thing and we should all use their homeopathy or other "holistic therapies". Well, we haven't used those therapies, we have used vaccination, and the evidence is there to see for anybody who doesn't still insist on waving books from 1923 in the air as if their projections of what might happen in their future are more valuable than our direct knowledge of what happened in our past.

There's a wonderful pull-quote above the publishers' blurb, too:

"This plagiarist (Pasteur) was the most monumental charlatan whose existence is disclosed to us in the entire recorded history of medicine." - M.R. Leverson

Oh, my! And who is M.R. Leverson when he's at home, I wondered?

Well, here Montague R. Leverson is in a New York Times story from 1901, refusing to report smallpox cases to the NY Board of Health, on the grounds that the government would only lessen their chances of recovery. Here he is again, opposing public-school vaccinations in 1895, and complaining about them in the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1897. Leverson was a doctor... of homeopathy. (And is alleged to have been a bit of a charlatan himself, but this is neither here nor there.)

Homeopathy, I remind you, is the idea that water can remember substances it used to be in contact with, when it is shaken by a person who intends it to remember those substances, and will after this become more and more powerful the more strongly it is diluted, and cure whatever diseases are caused by the substance which the water was once in contact with would cause, in large doses. (Got that?)

Homeopathic doctrine, unlike scientific medicine, has stayed pleasingly static ever since Samuel Hahnemann first discovered that giving people water described as medicine worked better than the orthodox medical treatment of his time, which was the year 1796.

Grab a sawbones from 1796 and put him in a modern hospital and he'd be completely mystified, but a homeopath from the turn of the 19th century would be right at home in a modern homeopath's office, after a brief refresher course on the strange ways in which homeopathic remedies can today be "proven".

It's still easy to find homeopaths who claim to treat cancer, autism, diabetes, you name it; but strangely enough, the world-shaking news that serious ailments with clearly-defined endpoints can be cured by something that orthodox science says is just water, or a sugar pill, has not been forthcoming. Once again, these practitioners don't follow up on their patients, and there's no evidence beyond the say-so of the practitioners that their patients are any better off, for diseases that aren't amenable to treatment by placebo.

Homeopathy today has lots of remedies that are "proved" in strange, metaphorical, poetic ways. As with other areas of human endeavour that're essentially just sympathetic magic, this means that any homeopath can claim anything about anything, if they're clever enough. It's like postmodern literary criticism.

Homeopathic "preparations" of straightforward poisons like arsenic can, by this mechanism, end up with a hilarious laundry list of conditions for which they're meant to be effective.

"Arsenicum Album" is, to be fair, not usually quoted as a homeopathic cure for cancer - but it is normally quoted as being effective against the paralysing fear of death suffered by terminal disease patients!

The reason for this is that, wait for it: If a homeopathic remedy doesn't treat the actual illness (in this case, death) that the homeopathically-diluted-out-of-existence substance it's based on (in this case, arsenic) causes when administered in macroscopic doses, it must treat that which is psychologically associated with that illness!

Poetry, right there!

(Some "homeopathic" remedies, of course, simply and rather boringly contain pharmaceutically effective concentrations of real drugs. Nobody can figure out how this happens.)

Amazon has a listing for another book by Ethel Hume, "Béchamp or Pasteur? A Lost Chapter in the History of Biology", with some "Look Inside" pages to give you a peek at its content. (These people are selling a modern impression of that book, and offer some downloadable sample chapters, but the server's currently down.)

And all this fun came from only one of Jock's references! Just imagine how much entertainment can be had from the rest!

(Do feel free to add your comments about any of the other sources in Jock's huge list.)

1: Invent antigravity. 2: Get comfortable.

To continue my occasional series on Designers who Really Just Want to Draw Cool Pictures, Not Make Anything That Can Actually Work, behold the Koo Touch "Cloud" sofa!

Dumb-ass floating sofa

They appear to be going for the same sort of thing that makes those levitating globes work, with active electromagnets (in this case hiding in the thing that looks like a giant face-down iPhone on the floor) using sensor feedback to keep the unpowered floaty bit that looks like Pigsy's cloud in place.

(Find more info about levitating globes and other such toys in the Cool Magnet Man electromagnetic-toy roundup; see also the same guy's magnet experiments and executive-toy collection!)

There are two problems with the Cloud sofa.

One: It is not easy to make a stable system that can hold an object up over an electromagnet, as opposed to holding it down under one.

It certainly is possible, though; look at the Levitron Anti-Gravity Globe, for instance. As Amazon reviewers point out, though, it's a bit tricky to get the globe into the sweet spot for floating, and then any small knock or touch, or stiff breeze for that matter, will push it out of balance, with catastrophic results.

So even if the makers of the cloud-sofa went to the trouble of putting multiple coils in the base unit and huge scary rare-earth magnets in the floaty bit, the moment someone sat on the darn thing it'd crash to the ground and mash one side of itself into the base.

Two: Assuming you managed to solve the instability problem, the field strength needed to get this thing off the ground at all with a human being in it would mean the electromagnets would have to be very, very powerful. You might not quite have to cool the magnets with liquid helium, but they definitely would need some kind of bad-ass cooling, and would probably also draw a lot more power than electricity authorities are willing to deliver to a residence.

(Note that if the person you want to levitate does not weigh more than an ant, pyrolytic graphite will get the job done.)

And, if you got your humungous floater magnets and 50-kilowatt lifter magnets and feedback system all in place, you'd have to make the whole room look like Magneto's plastic prison, to prevent people being nailed to the sofa-base by their belt buckle, sets of keys streaking across the room and taking someone's hand off, et cetera.

Look, I get that design students are given assignments that aren't marked by plausibility of product. But in that case, why not just make your product a teleporter, or a full-fledged antigravity flying belt, or an umbrella that turns rain into turkey sandwiches, if you don't care about making anything that can actually exist?

The hell of this is that it actually is possible to make a mag-lev lounge. And that lounge actually does look like something right out of Magneto's special jail; check it out!

Hoverit floating couch

The reason why this thing doesn't look very impressive compared with the Cloud is that it uses permanent magnets for levitation. There's only one way to do "proper" levitation using permanent magnets; you have to spin the levitator for stability. This is how the most famous Levitron product, the hovering top, works.

Anybody who's ever tried to get a Levitron top working will know that they're touchy little buggers - even worse than the Levitron globe - and obviously not a generally useful solution to the problem. Even if you managed to hide magnetic gyros inside a floating sofa-cloud, it'd be pretty much impossible to get the cloud to stay in place if a person tried to sit on it.

The more practical way to make a permanent-magnet levitator is to mechanically restrict the movement of the magnets in one way or another. The way of doing this that looks most like "real" levitation is to arrange your magnets so that the levitator wants to fall off in one particular direction, then put a support with some sort of low-friction bearing in the way. There are executive toys that work this way, and it can even be extended into a motor design - the solar "Mendocino Motor", for instance:

The Hoverit couch uses a much simpler arrangement, usually seen as a piston and cylinder. One magnet goes at the bottom of the cylinder, and the other one, turned to repel the cylinder magnet, is on a piston that you push down into the cylinder. This basically turns the magnets into a very-high-isolation spring, which has been used in some hilariously expensive audiophile turntables, and in add-on isolation feet for other audio components.

The Hoverit makes this look better by aligning the magnets only with the arm-rest pillars; the rest of the magnets are firmly held in the acrylic base and lounge parts, but unable to "fall off" each other because of the pillar assembly.

The result, of course, is just a bouncily-suspended hard plastic lounge chair, which I think has to be far less comfortable than a $10 banana lounge from a garage sale.

But at least it's physically possible.

The Anti-Randi Marching Band

This stuff keeps coming back.

Someone cheerfully declares something to the effect that "Telepathy and other 'Psi' phenomena have been demonstrated conclusively so many times that if they were a dieting pill it would have been on the market fifty years ago". So it's a bit odd that even in our kee-razy capitalist world, the only 'psi'-based commercial products continue to be frank scams, isn't it, but never mind.

The usual next move in this common opening to the chess-game of reason versus woo is someone mentioning the fact that any psychic (or aura-seer, or astral traveller, or dowser, or therapeutic toucher) could make a million dollars by simply demonstrating the ability to do even some small subset of what they claim they do with little effort every day.

Next, without fail, someone else says there's "fine print" in the Randi challenge, and Randi's a big cheat, and so on and so forth.

(There sure is fine print in the Challenge! Well, more of a FAQ, really, which explains the 1500-word Challenge itself in plain terms, so that busy communicators with the dead can get the gist in a hurry. But that print is still fine if you set your browser text size small. And it says things like, you have to agree on what you promise to do at the beginning, and since you get to set your own terms in cooperation with the James Randi Educational Foundation before taking even the not-passed-by-anyone-yet preliminary test, it's fine for Randi to be a thousand miles away during the testing if you think he's a big cheat. So you can see how people might object to it. It's obviously a total screw-job.)

More than nine years ago now, I observed an expanded version of this time-honoured square-dance in progress on Usenet, and wrote the following:

At 23:50 4/12/99 -0500, [someone else on the Skeptic list] wrote:

Garrison Hilliard [whose Web page has a picture of a naked woman on it, if you scroll down. So don't go there, or scroll down, if that sort of thing bothers you] started a few threads on the alt.out-of-body newsgroup. It's been pretty interesting, and especially some of the apparent anger at the questions.

Please feel free to visit the place, or at least review it through dejanews. [I told you this was old!]

For those who haven't had time to review the discussion (there are a few hundred relevant messages), allow me to condense it:

Garrison: Please provide evidence that Out-of-body Experiences are anything other than delusions, hallucinations, or outright lies.

Someone Else: Hey, man, try it for yourself, you'll see!

Garrison: I have. I didn't see anything.

Someone Else: Well, we don't need to either, then!

Garrison: Huh?

Someone Else: You can't prove you like having orgasms, so we don't have to prove nothin'!

Garrison: <scratches head> Uh, well, gee...

Someone Else: ACUPUNCTURE IS REAL! VISIT MY SITE!

John Stone: Naff off.

Someone Else: OOBEs are a parallel reality, different from ours.

Garrison: How's that different from a hallucination?

Someone Else: Kirlian photography shows they're real!

Garrison: Oh, give me a break.

Someone Else: Get fucked!

Garrison: Eh?

Someone Else: You're doing the work of Satan, you know!

Garrison: Pardon?

Someone Else: <WEBTVHTMLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH><font color=mediumslategreen>Let's</font> <font color=puce>ignore</font> <I><U><B><STRONG><BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>Garrison.</BIG></BIG></BIG></BIG></STRONG></B></U></I><BLINK>He's</BLINK><FONT SIZE=18237>rude.</FONT><EMBED sig_with_a_midi_file_in_it></WEBTVHTMLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH>

Someone Else: I agree.

Someone Else: Me too.

Someone Else: How profound.

Someone Else: Yes, I have killfiled that rude asshole.

Someone Else: I always killfile anyone who flames me by asking me why I believe what I believe.

Garrison: I'm still heeeee-re!

Someone Else: That's because, in your heart, you know the world is flat. Uh, no, I mean...

Someone Else: Photocopiers can't see colour, which explains perfectly why OOBEs don't let you read things you couldn't ordinarily see.

Someone Else: That's it in a nutshell.

Someone Else: Yup, you got it.

Someone Else: That oughta shut him up, huh!

Someone Else: Anyway, if we read some piece of paper in another room, that might just prove we're telepathic or remote viewers. It wouldn't necessarily be an OOBE at all. So it'd be no good for anything!

Garrison: <cough, splutter>

Barry Williams (not that one): All of this is amusing me enormously.

Someone Vaguely Sensible: Uh, doesn't Garrison kinda have a point?

Someone Else: Does not!

Someone Vaguely Sensible: Does too!

Garrison: This isn't an argument.

John Cleese: Yes it is.

Someone Else: Go away! Leave us alone! What do you care, anyway!

Garrison: I'm researching OOBEs. You could [the fateful moment!] make a million dollars, you know.

Someone Else: I'm not in this for the money.

Garrison: What, you couldn't think of ANYONE to give it to?

The Anti-Randi Marching Band: There is no money/there is too little money/there is too much money/I want to see the money in a pile/proximity to cash compromises my spiritual enlightenment/Randi is a powerful anti-psi ray emitter/Randi is a cannibal and I am afraid of him/Randi would just say we were never in our bodies to start with/the FBI will forcibly change my gender if I win/I want it in Tongan Pa'anga, not US dollars/money is an illusion/property is theft/I'm a teapot! I'm a teapot!

James Randi: Bring it on, girlymen.

Someone Else: You're not James Randi.

Someone Vaguely Sensible: Yes he is.

Someone Else: No he isn't. See, I'll e-mail him, and... oh. Sorry.

Someone Else: ISN'T ISN'T ISN'T ISN'T ISN'T!

Someone Vaguely Sensible: OK, so minds go flying around without bodies, but James Randi can't possibly post to a newsgroup?

Someone Else: Ah, but there's lots of evidence that minds fly around without bodies.

Garrison: <vein stands out on forehead> Well, if you'd care to PRESENT it...

Someone Else: Child molester!! Look! Look! A nudie pic on Garrison's Web site! [Which, as mentioned above, is still there!] My pubic-hairometer clearly identifies her as underage!

Various Appreciators Of The Female Form: Phwoar.

Gary Glitter: Run for your life, man. [This was topical humour at the time.]

Someone Else: I badly misunderstand the laws of thermodynamics.

Someone Else: T HATS NOTHING!!!!!!!! ICANT'' EVEn typE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Various people: Standard spelling and punctuation thread #1.

Someone Else: What's Garrison doing here, anyway?

Someone Vaguely Sensible: Discussing OOBEs, just like the rest of us.

Someone Else: He is restricting our freedom of speech! Let's complain to his ISP and get him gagged!

Someone Else: I so totally would rather have the blue pill than the red one.

Postscript:

People who dismiss the Randi Challenge out of hand usually aren't just nuts. They're actually using deductive reasoning, from a less-than-solid premise:

A: Everybody knows that paranormal phenomena are real.

B: Nobody has ever passed even a preliminary test for the Randi Challenge.

Therefore, the Randi Challenge must be rigged.

This reasoning works perfectly for the few challenges out there that really are rigged, and impossible for anybody to win, even if they could pass with flying colours a fair version of the test. Kent Hovind's evolution challenge, for instance, and Jock Doubleday's vaccine challenge.

[This attracted Jock Doubleday's attention and led to another couple of posts about his challenge, which are here and here.]

I also like the example that's currently in the Wikipedia article about deduction:

All fire-breathing rabbits live on Earth.
All humans are fire-breathing rabbits.
(Therefore,) all humans live on Earth.

You do, to be fair, now have to have a "media presence" of some sort in order to apply for the Randi Challenge - there have to be newspaper or other media stories about your amazing abilities. You also now need to come up with "at least one signed document from an academic who has witnessed the powers or abilities", but this shouldn't be very difficult to achieve, if you're doing whatever paranormal thing you do all the time. (These rules are relatively new, I think; they're there to discourage all the people with delusional disorders who can't even convince their local newspaper that they have paranormal abilities, yet invariably figure that the Randi Challenge will be a piece of cake.)

April Fools roundup

Since I've once again failed to come up with an idea for an April Fools article - I really have, this isn't me trying to sneakily slip one past you - I shall list neat ones I notice today in this post.

Trossen Robotics had the first joke I noticed today, with their revolutionary Keepon USB.

The only one that's really grabbed me so far, though, is Hexus.net alerting us all to a new "dead-pixel pandemic", nicely done with a ton of class="deadPixel" DIVs instead of the lame background image I would have used if I'd thought of it.

Other neat jokes I notice will be added to the post here:

1: Pre-eminent zombie-apocalypse browser-game Urban Dead has a corker; I think you see it the first time you re-visit Urban Dead after the start of the 1st.

Basically, everything is back to normal and it was all just a horrible dream.

2: Famous hive of scum and villainy eztv.it is currently redirecting to ezsports.tv - "Your source for the best sports!"

3: Gmail AutopilotTM.

4: Retro Thing Ceases Publication of Color Edition.

5: Winner of the "most highbrow" award - "Time variation of a fundamental dimensionless constant".

6: A series of joke woodworking items from Lee Valley, some more obviously preposterous than others:

Variable Gang Saw
Full-Round Spokeshave
Honing Guide Mk.XXXXII
Pouchless Tool Belt
Dodeca-Gauge
Low-Angle Jack Plane

They have a distinct Chindogu aspect to them, and are very well done.

(Feel free to point out any good ones you've found in the comments!)

Slashdot always do an online-jokes roundup article in addition to their annual front-page-of-nonsense-and-unicorns, but it of course isn't quite time for that yet, since it's still March 31st in the States - actually, as I write this, it's just barely April 1st on the East Coast of the USA. It's already the afternoon of April the 1st here in Australia, though.

There are a few April-Fools-type articles (not all of which were actually published on the appropriate day) on dansdata.com. My favourites are the kitten review and my campaign to Save The Unsecured Access Points.

Dig back, though, and there's the one that gave this blog its name, "Black Computers Faster - It's Official", "U.S. Marine Corps announces new 'Geek Corps'", the New Intel "Sextium" processor, and that picture of me wearing the Errorwear Guru Meditation shirt back in October 2001:

Guru Meditation T-shirt

(You could probably make a shirt that actually did that, now.)

And then there's the EMPower Modulator, Wine Clip, Batterylife Activator, Guardian Angel battery and so on which, like the Firepower pills, ought to be jokes, but aren't.

Chainsaws, sticky tape, and matters of life and death

In this post on Ben Goldacre's excellent Bad Science (a site to which I have linked tediously frequently), Ben opines that reporting on a peculiar suicide in such a way that readers would learn enough to be able to duplicate it is "one of the most appalling and foul pieces of reporting I have ever seen".

The report he's talking about is here, about the suicide of one David Phyall. Do feel free to read it, and the Bad Science post, before reading the rest of this.

Goldacre bases his objection on the fact that widely-disseminated reporting on particular types of suicide has been proven to increase not only the popularity of that type of suicide, but the overall suicide rate. In other words, if a popular newspaper puts anybody who throws themselves in front of a train on the front page with a huge headline and a big full-colour picture of the remains, you can expect people who would not, otherwise, have killed themselves to do so, and even to favour trains as the means of their demise.

"Suicidality" is not like genetics, or height, or even religion. Some people are seriously suicidal for a length of time, but most people who intended to kill themselves but did not, are not still suicidal the next day. (Which is a bit of a bugger if they've chosen a suicide technique that takes a while to kill you, like paracetamol overdose.)

Given this, it clearly is irresponsible for the mass media to report on suicides in their usual "hey, wow, check this out dude" tone.

But.

Here's a thought experiment for you, Ben.

How bizarre would a suicide have to be to make it acceptable, in your opinion, for it to be reported in sufficient detail that readers could, had they the determination and resources (two things that suicidal people typically, of course, lack), duplicate it?

Crawling under a pile-driver at a building site and waiting for the working day to begin?

Hurling yourself into the acid tank at an industrial galvanising plant?

Setting up a W. Heath Robinson contraption of string, rolling balls, clockwork robots et cetera that culminates with a trigger being pulled?

(For other options, allow me to recommend the inimitable Bunny Suicides, which you'd better buy in a hurry before they get banned because they're encouraging people to get themselves stung to death by bees or crushed by collapsing masonry.)

Yes, the description of this bizarre suicide told you enough that you could do exactly the same thing yourself. But doing something just a bit similar could leave you just as dead - you've got your chainsaw, you've got your neck, figure it out - and I can think of no way in which the event could have been accurately reported that would not have provided details of the particular way Mr Phyall did it - unless you leave it so vague that a large proportion of readers will want to know what the heck you're on about.

Giving yourself a fatal injury with a chainsaw isn't terribly hard, but actually cutting your head right off (in this case actually only almost right off) is. No half-sober editor would approve a story that didn't give at least an outline of what actually happened in a strange case like this, since the fact that Phyall managed to pretty much sever his whole head is why the death's being given more than 20 words in the first place.

Apparently this story - or very similar versions of the same thing, published in other places - was the subject of several complaints to the UK Press Complaints Commission, which is the usual sort of toothless media watchdog, but never mind that now. The PCC upheld some of the complaints as contravening section 5ii of their Code of Practice ("When reporting suicide, care should be taken to avoid excessive detail about the method used."). But they didn't uphold the same complaint about all of the stories.

It would appear that the line was drawn between stories that mentioned Phyall taping the electric saw's trigger down and allowing gravity to pull the blade through his neck, and stories - like the one on this page - which did not.

It does not seem likely to me that someone attracted to the idea of a chainsaw suicide would be greatly impeded by not having those particular pieces of information. But perhaps that's why I've not been asked to adjudicate these sorts of disputes.

I think Ben is drawing the line in the same place as the PCC, because the tape and the positioning of the saw are really all you can subtract from the story while still leaving it in a comprehensible state. OK, you could also not mention the timer-switch, but that wasn't really integral to the act.

All of the versions of the David Phyall story are grotesque to a greater or lesser degree, but that's unimportant, for those of us who are able to learn about a terrible thing without suffering a grave injury to our innocence.

What's more important - immensely important, actually, even if it's routinely ignored by everybody who matters - is that these stories are clearly not in the public interest. Which, famously, is not at all the same thing as "what the public is interested in".

But that's not what Ben's complaining about. He called the Telegraph story "one of the most appalling and foul pieces of reporting I have ever seen", apparently because it included details which could have been figured out by a child charged with solving a (suitably Fisher-Price-ised) similar problem.

Bad Science has, in the past, complained about "journalism" which, if you ask me, really does constitute criminal negligence, at the least.

The bullshit MMR scare, for instance, and its bone-headed determination to make measles, mumps and rubella as deadly as they always used to be. Or, recently, an utterly backward story about prostate cancer screening, which is just another in Bad Science's very long list of miserably incorrect, and actively dangerous, failures of mainstream science journalism in general and medical-science journalism in particular. Or the stupid "balanced reporting" in which no statement is so ridiculous that it cannot be printed after "But critics allege...".

These stories don't encourage people to die in impressive, blood-all-over-the-train-platform ways. But they certainly do encourage people to use worthless "preventative" "nutritional" approaches, or dangerous treatments, or no treatment at all, for dangerous yet conventionally-treatable illnesses. Even if they only take a few weeks, on average, off the life of all of their readers (I include in this time spent doing unpleasant things that you think are therapeutic, but aren't), that adds up to a lot of whole lives down the drain.

And, heck, Ben's even tackled BS stories about suicide.

The funny thing is that all of the dreadful medical-science stories really do encourage people to do what the people in the story did, and they do so more strongly than stories about non-"bizarre" suicides. (I base this evaluation on the assumption that most people will find a "do this and you'll be healthy" story more persuasive than a "do this and you'll be dead" one.)

So I can only presume that Ben's "appalling and foul" archive includes all of the above, and ranks them higher than the story about the chainsaw suicide.

I contend that reports of bizarre suicides, as opposed to the usual solitary, miserable type that excites the prurient interest not at all, do not, in fact, have a significant effect on the overall suicide rate.

I'm also pretty sure they do not encourage people to start trying the same bizarre suicide technique. I base this on the fact that the same places that reported one bizarre suicide would be pretty likely to report copy-cats with larger and larger headlines - but I haven't noticed a sudden plague of reports about autodecapitations after the Telegraph report on the unfortunate Mr Phyall.

There actually were a couple of chainsaw-suicide reports earlier in 2008. This bloke killed himself in March - perhaps a proper big professional chainsaw makes it easier to lop your head off - but that brief report is one of those dodgy ones that sounds as if it was boiled down from a piece in some other, non-English-language newspaper, and in any case says the man had been suicidal for some time, and had just watched one or the other version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So I doubt he was following any real person's lead.

The Daily Fail Mail said this bloke sawed himself at almost the same time - so it's conceivable that he actually did see the previous report.

But I don't think it's likely.

It is uncontroversial that men prefer splashy, kinetic suicide techniques, which tend by their very nature to be more effective than the more passive techniques - wrist-slashing, pills - preferred by women. Lots of men have killed themselves with one or another kind of power tool (not always on purpose, of course).

And chainsaws are an iconic Dangerous Object. Nobody who doesn't work with them every day can avoid thinking about the sheer destructive power a chainsaw represents, in the real world and in the popular imagination, whenever they pick one up.

I mean, do a Google Images search for "chainsaw" (SafeSearch off...), and as of this writing eight of the 20 images on the first search-result page feature a saw wielded as a weapon, splattered with blood and/or converted into a purpose-built man-slicer.

Reporting of prosaic suicides seems entirely different to me. But it's still confusing.

Informing your audience that an inexpensive unvented charcoal heater in your sealed bedroom is an effective way for people who do not own a car to gas themselves is, I suppose, dangerous and irresponsible.

But what about reporting that people using combustion heaters should be very sure that the room is adequately ventilated, and mentioning that X many people were found dead last winter? That's a perfect example of public-interest reporting, right? Government agencies have pamphlets about it.

Ignoring that little confounder for now, a charcoal-heater carbon-monoxide suicide story does have all of the ingredients to encourage copy-cats. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's passive. As with the classic overdose, you just do something simple, then go to sleep, and you don't wake up. Even if you don't really and truly want to die all that much, passive techniques like this feel like offloading the responsibility onto the universe. It ain't like overcoming the strong instinctive desire to not jump off a tall building.

A person so miserable that they can hardly get out of bed can still take an overdose, or light a heater.

David Phyall, in contrast, set up a simple but ingenious timer contraption to kill himself. I don't know what was going on in his head, but if it was hard-core black-dog clinical depression, he must have been some sort of superman to be able to rig up that saw contraption.

(Just to put another twist in the story, Phyall also apparently did it as an act of protest. Not a very rational act of protest, I grant you - the various reports say he just didn't want to move out of his flat, in a building which was going to be demolished - but a protest nonetheless. Nobody's very likely to kill themselves out of solidarity with Phyall, but if a paper prints a story about a spectacular suicide to protest some real socio-political issue, and more people then kill themselves in the same way to protest the same thing, I don't think it's entirely reasonable to ascribe this entirely to the media coverage.)

If Ben's argument were that the media should abandon their love for cheap sensationalism and report on things that actually matter to people beyond the family and friends of the latest person to die strangely (among the dozens, if not hundreds, who died the same day from non-newsworthy but preventable causes), then I would agree with it. I'd still think that any report that actually told the audience about a real, if prurient, thing that happened would be preferable to the ones that're just trumpeting nonsense from some press release, but that's like enjoying eating grass more than you enjoy eating sand. You'd still prefer food.

The mainstream media really are in a terrible state. It's simply impossible for the remaining staff at the world's newspapers and TV stations to do proper journalism, most of the time. Some of them are plainly incompetent and/or lazy, but lots have their act together and work as hard as anybody ought to have to. There's just too much space to fill, and too little time to fill it. So journalists are reduced to dubbing their own voice over PR-firm Video News Releases, printing press releases as news, and stuffing every stupid gory headline-grabber they can find into their papers, while wars and famines trundle along in the background, out of sight.

This is hardly a new phenomenon, of course, but everybody's doing "tabloid journalism" now, to a greater or lesser extent.

Against this backdrop, I think an accurate account of one poor fellow's unusual demise does not qualify as significantly more "appalling and foul" than any 20 other articles in any modern newspaper you care to name.

At the beginning of Ben's post, he has a preface, not present in the newspaper-published version of the article, which apologetically says that it it his "first unambiguous abuse of my position as a 'columnist'". He says that he's so upset about this because of hideous and unnecessary prurient media interest in the death of someone - not the chainsaw guy - that he knew. He then opines that the media's irresponsible reporting on coroners' inquests means that they should no longer be allowed to do so - that, in other words, the court should be closed and secret.

This is exactly wrong, and Ben well knows it. He has previously made it perfectly clear that he knows that the solution to bad reporting is not no reporting, but more reporting. Ben regularly makes fun of people who insist that they've got data to support their strange assertions, but it's a secret; making secret everything that happens in a court is far worse than that.

The Curse of the Regular Columnist is that you have to come up with something by deadline (or somewhere in the deadline's rough vicinity). This means you may find yourself letting unfinished thoughts out the door, or digging up something that's been in the "not good enough" folder for months. Ben's says he's been stewing over the chainsaw-suicide story for a while; I hope it only made it to print because he'd been staring at that deadly blank word-processor screen for a while, and really couldn't think of anything else to write.

So I think Ben's right: This is an "unambiguous abuse" of his position, and he has unfairly slurred the author of the "appalling and foul" article, with its appalling mention of sticky tape and its foul inclusion of information about the little-known force of gravity.

I can't think of another thing Ben's written with which I do not wholeheartedly agree, but this time he's screwed up.

Next column would be a good time for the apology, I think.

If you tune a whole PIANO with 'em...

Remember those "haunted" dolls and other things on eBay?

I just randomly found another whole depressing category of metaphysical eBay BS:

Magic tuning forks.

And yes, a Completed Items search confirms that the dealers do quite often actually sell their "Professional 11 Planetary Tuning Forks for Prosperity", "Tuning Fork set Chiropractic Physical Therapy CHAKRA", "Heal-HUMAN Intestine-INTESTINAL ORGAN TUNER Tuning Fork" and so on. And, also as usual, it's not just one nutty seller - though there is only one who's responsible for most of the current listings.

Apparently many of these forks are meant to have something to do with the "sacred Solfeggio scale", which I am delighted to say my entertaining friends at Life Technology have a page about. "These previously secret sound frequencies are thought to be the tones of creation and destruction"!

(I don't know whether their Solfeggio CD works better than a set of tuning forks. You'd better get both, to be sure.)

Various other independent thinkers will also be pleased to tell you all about the Sacred Solfeggio Scale. Apparently, you're going to have a hard time "activating" all of those extra strands of DNA without the help of the Sacred Solfeggio!

Solfeggio, or Solfège, is actually just a name for perfectly ordinary do-re-mi scales. The frequencies of the six notes in the Sacred scale (I think six is all you get) don't seem to have any particular mathematical relationship, so the "Sacred" scale doesn't really seem to qualify as an actual temperament or scale. But, y'know, if it doesn't seem to make any sense, that's just more evidence for how transcendental it must be. So I suppose the Super Secret Sacred Solfeggio Scale is every bit as special as everything else that's supposedly sacred.

Tuning forks do actually actually do something without the assistance of the human imagination, which is more than can be said for magical crystals and haunted costume jewellery. But I still can't escape the feeling that I should start selling large ball bearings as haunted scrying globes, or something. There are idiots out there who're determined to spend their money on some sort of crap, after all - as I've said before, I, or almost anybody for that matter, is likely to be more deserving of that money than the people who usually get it.

I'm also an expert on artificial flowers, oneiromancy and marmosets

From this morning's mail:

To: "dan@dansdata.com"
Subject: Your Gambling Site
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:27:36 -0700
From: Mark Jubenville <mark.jubenville@neverfold.net>

Hello,
Recently I visited your website http://www.dansdata.com; while visiting your site I noticed that you link to http://www.quatloos.com at this address: http://www.dansdata.com/danletters036.htm. As we are closely related to them, I would love to exchange links with your website, currently there are about 5,000 - 7,000 people per day that goto my site and search for information, Therefore I would to link to an excellent site like yours.

I have taken the liberty of adding your site to my home page: http://www.neverfold.net?pg=Mz9ah. To determine if it is of any benefit to you, if you have a stats program you can check it and let me know. By looking at my stats, it looks like today I have sent you 37 visitors but it may change by the time you receive this email.

Some website owners do not like when other sites link to them so I thought I might ask first. I think the information on your website could be useful to my visitors; and maybe you could receive some extra relevant traffic if you want. Please get back to me when you have a chance to let me know if its ok to link to your website like this.

Have a good week,
Mark Jubenville
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At first glance, this just looks like yet another schmuck who's letting Acme AutoLinkSpam 2000 send e-mails for him, without bothering to actually look at what it's saying on his behalf. Had Mr Jubenville (that is, just possibly, not his real name...) done so, he would have been able to see that my site, and Quatloos for that matter, have nothing whatsoever to do with his site, neverfold.net, which seems to be a discussion forum for poker players.

The hypothesis that he's a bit new to this game is supported by the fact that there is indeed currently a link to dansdata.com on the neverfold.net home page; it's above three links to sites that actually have something to do with poker. So this certainly doesn't look like the usual link spammer, with a huge site whose countless pages contain nothing but endless unrelated links and Google ads.

But perhaps Mr Jubenville wants us to read between the lines, here. A link-spam that's this random can't just happen by accident!

I mean, lots of link spammers have found the word "chicken" on my site and thus decided that my whole site must be relevant to the page on their link-farm about aeronautical bird-strike. The word "poker" appears on two of dansdata.com's more-than-a-thousand pages, as I write this, so there's nothing out of the ordinary there.

But the page that Mr Jubenville says piqued his interest was one of my numerous letters columns - it's the last letter on that page. That letter is about some nut who was selling purple aluminium that was supposed to have magical properties, which made him sound a bit like the Empower Modulator people. I linked to Quatloos because the guy selling the magic aluminium was connected to some other people with an interest in the proposed US "National Economic Stabilization and Recovery Act", which has been kicking around for rather a while now, and is a favourite of some scam artists. And Quatloos have a page about it.

(We haven't heard a lot from the NESARA scammers for a few years, but I bet they've gotten a considerable boost from the global financial crisis. The scam involves a "new Treasury Bank system, DEBT FORGIVENESS for all U.S. citizens, and abolishment of the IRS", which almost sounds plausible these days. I highly recommend Quatloos overall, by the way, especially if someone is trying to talk you into a sure-fire can't-lose money-making scheme having to do with legal loopholes which, to pick one common version, mean that nobody actually has to pay income tax.)

Clearly, nobody could really be stupid enough to think I have a "gambling site", and also think that Quatloos' page about the NESARA scammers is "closely related" to their site about poker.

Clearly, what Mr Jubenville is actually trying to tell me is that behind the apparently-valid message board, his site is actually some sort of great big scam!

Now, let's read every 13th letter of every post on those poker forums...