Legal, but inadvisable

A reader writes:

You can get high on nutmeg. You really definitely can, it's not like smoking banana peels or gum leaves or something.

So why isn't nutmeg illegal?

F.

Yes, nutmeg is indeed a psychoactive drug. You need to eat a fair bit of the stuff, especially if it's not fresh, but it'll make the world look different all right.

Unfortunately for the hopeful supermarket trip-taker, though, being high on nutmeg is a rather unpleasant experience. The main active ingredient is "myristicin", which in the nutmeg plant serves to keep insects from eating it.

Like a number of other psychoactive compounds present in plants you can legally grow, myristicin is a "deliriant". It can cause pleasant effects - euphoria, interesting dreams while you're still awake - but it can also just stupefy and confuse the user, essentially giving you a preview of severe senile dementia. Effects of large doses of myristicin include headache, body pains, anxiety and vomiting, though usually not death. In this last respect myristicin is superior to the psychoactive compounds in other "legal" plants, like Echium plantagineum ("Paterson's Curse") and Datura stramonium ("jimson weed").

Myristicin also takes some hours to take effect, and can then last for a straight day before it even starts to wear off. The first quality results in overdoses, when after five hours of nothing much happening the user decides to knock back another bottle of nutmeg. The second can lock the user into a very lengthy tour of a place you'd much rather not be.


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Domestic chemical warfare

A reader writes:

My brilliant son put a jar of mustard in the microwave for... a while. When we regained the ability to breathe and I managed to stop laughing, I grounded him because of his clear violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, to which Australia is a signatory.

Then I started thinking. We just inhaled gaseous hot English mustard... does that mean we just inhaled mustard gas? Are we now at a higher risk of lung cancer, or something?

Caitlin

"Mustard", in culinary parlance, is a condiment made from mustard-plant seeds. Hot mustard is bad news if you get it in your eyes or sinuses, on account of a compound called allyl isothiocyanate, or AITC to its friends.

"Mustard", in chemical-weapons parlance, refers to any agent which creates a burning sensation and "lachrymatory" effect similar to that of AITC, and generally also has a somewhat similar smell to culinary mustard. These compounds are not at all related to edible mustard, though, and all have exciting extra toxic effects. The original "sulfur mustard" compounds that were used in World War I, for instance, are highly carcinogenic and cause agonising skin blisters and chemical burns, which can take as much as a day to develop.

It would be unwise of me to mention, in these pages which your son may read, that microwaving pepper can create a similar noxious cloud, the active agent in which is "piperine".

So I will not.


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The flash from a hydrogen bomb works pretty well

A reader writes:

Why can't you see the bones in your finger/hand when you shine a bright light through it? Veins show up well, but bones are practically invisible. Are live bones as see-through as live flesh?

Ryan

Bones, alive or dead, are pretty much opaque to visible light. If your flesh were for some reason perfectly transparent but your bones stayed as they are, you'd be a lovely Ray Harryhausen walking skeleton. (Or, more accurately, a Fritz Leiber ghoul.)

Your flesh isn't transparent, though; it's translucent, and diffuses light that enters it. So instead of your hand-bones being as visible as a fish in an aquarium, they're as invisible as a fish that is for some reason attempting to survive in a tank full of milk.

If that fish in its milk-tank comes close to the side of the tank, you'll be able to see it, just as you can see the little dark veins that're close to the surface on the palm side of your fingers when you shine a flashlight through your hand. Just the few millimetres of flesh on either side of the bones, though, diffuses the light so much that it's hard to tell that there's a bone there at all.


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Waiter! This Marlboro is corked!

A reader writes:

Most cigarettes have a wrapping around the filter that looks like cork, because apparently the earliest filter cigs had a filter made of cork.

How the hell did that work, though?

Isn't cork used for, well, corks, because it's impermeable? How could you suck smoke through a cork? Perhaps smokers in 1940 were more health-conscious than we thought, and enjoyed these Unsmokable Health Cigarettes!

Luca

Today, most cigarette filters are made of cellulose acetate fibre, a substance of many uses (from cloth for garments to stuffing cushions) which is made by reacting plant cellulose with acetic acid.

But cigarette filters are, as you say, usually covered with a layer of paper printed with a cork pattern. And yes, that's because in the olden days the filters were made of cork. (This makes the printed-paper filter a "skeuomorph", an object with cosmetic design elements held over from an older version of the same thing.)

Cigarette filters were, however, never solid cork; as you say, that would be ridiculous. Instead, the filter was actually filled with loosely-packed cork granules, or a loosely-rolled piece of paper, which might itself have been made from cork.

There's nothing about cork that makes it a particularly excellent filter material. It was just a relatively cheap substance that wouldn't do anything very alarming if the smoker smoked all of the tobacco and sucked the flame back into the filter.

Cigarette filters have the peculiar task of blocking some bad stuff from getting into the smoker's lungs, without blocking the bad stuff that the smoker's paying to put into their lungs. (See also guns, which are generally designed to be simultaneously as safe, and as dangerous, as possible.)

So a really good filter material, like activated carbon, would be no use in a cigarette. Instead, filter materials with relatively low surface area are used. Activated carbon works so well as a purifying filter because it's immensely porous, giving it an enormous surface area per gram and allowing it to "adsorb" a surprising amount of stuff. Cellulose acetate fibres, of a similar consistency to cotton wool, adsorb rather more "tar" than the old cork filters, while letting various other compounds through.

Both cigarette filters and long cigarette holders do catch some particulate matter and "tar", but their actual effect on smokers' health is difficult to detect.

(See also "light" cigarettes that have air holes in the paper around the filter to dilute the smoke. In theory, they could actually be somewhat healthier than regular cigarettes, but in reality, there's no good evidence that "light" cigarettes are any better. Smokers cover the holes with their fingers, or just smoke more, or more deeply; however it happens, health outcomes are the same no matter what mainstream-Western-market cigarette you smoke.)


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Mystery crystals

A reader writes:

I was walking down the street at three in the morning after a night out, in the middle of winter [here in Australia], and there was twinkling frost all over the top of a parked car. And the next parked car. But not the one after that.

I kept looking, and the difference was that cars that were parked under a tree had no frost, but cars that were in the open were frosty.

The air temperature was pretty low, but it wasn't below freezing - I checked later and the local weather station said it got down to about 4 degrees C.

Did frost fall down out of the sky and somehow... stay?

Finn

It was a clear night with no breeze, right?

On a clear night, the sky above you is a window to deep space. There's no sun keeping things warm, no diffuse sky radiation making the sky blue and at least a bit warm wherever you look; just a blanket of air, and then space.

Heat can pass by convection, conduction and radiation. Radiation, for most items humans encounter, is the least important of these three paths. But if an object has a wide view of something which, like deep space, is close to absolute zero, then it can radiate enough heat to drop below zero Celsius, even if the ambient air temperature is a little above freezing.

If there's even a light breeze, the passing above-freezing air will keep surfaces too warm for frost to form, by allowing heat to move by convection - in this case forced convection (as in the case of a computer CPU's heat sink cooled by a fan). Likewise if a surface is directly connected to something with a large heat capacity, allowing that surface to stay warm by conduction (as in the case of the CPU itself, in physical contact with its heat sink). The thin steel roof of a car will form frost in these conditions; a solid block of steel would not, because radiation wouldn't be able to cool all of it enough before the sun came back up.

The less of a direct view a surface has of the sky, the smaller this already-small effect will be. So cars - or rubbish bins, or other thermally-isolated surfaces - that're in the "shade" of a tree or building probably won't frost up. (There could be some interesting odd cases, if for example a car is parked next to a skysraper covered with IR-reflective glass.)

This same phenomenon can be used to make ice in a desert, if that desert has clear, still nights. Wide shallow trays of water held up off the sand by narrow supports can freeze surprisingly quickly.


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I've moved!

How To Spot A Psychopath has a new, eponymous, home.

I'm sure there are more unwieldy domain names than howtospotapsychopath.com, but there can't be all that many of them.

Anyway, update your links, and all that.

I'm afraid you're also going to have to re-create your commenter accounts - all of your comments are here, but you, as such, are not.

It might have been possible to port the user data over too, but there are, I don't know, maybe one or two hundred real commenter accounts, and the old blog ended up with nine thousand, nine hundred and six users in the list. And that's after hundreds, if not thousands, of "ItnBkSIjZaQtDw <asdfwerj6@gmail.com>" sorts of users (none of whom ever managed to post a comment) had been pruned out by the Blogsome admins.

Now I've got proper admin access of my own and such obscenities should not be allowed to re-occur, but re-creating the accounts is the price that must be paid. By you, not me. Which makes it a particularly pleasing sort of price, from my point of view.

Now I just need to get my arse in gear and actually write a few more posts.

(Do please complain, below, about anything that doesn't work on this new site. Like the absence of comment preview, for instance. I might give it a few more years before turning that on again.)

Bye-bye, Blogsome

Blogsome, host of this blog since before it had a name, are closing down. The large and alarming message that now appears above all management-interface pages says they'll be around until the seventh of December, so I've got a while to find a new host.

I've got an in-house expert on this stuff who'll probably tell me where to go (a function she is sometimes called upon to perform on other occasions). But I figured it couldn't hurt to ask my readers, too.

I've got a WordPress WXR-format backup of everything here (because all of my images are on dansdata.com, the whole backup is only that one 12.1Mb WXR file), so I'll very probably be moving to another WordPress host. I'd also like to be able to run my own Google ads, as I do on this site. The new host also has to have a demonstrated commitment to freedom of speech, to make sure they won't drop me like a hot rock if another Firepower debacle happens.

Apart from that, I'm open to offers.

What do you all reckon?

The amazing power-saving box of nothing!

I wrote, in 2010, about the miraculous Keseco Current Improvement System. It's a power-saving device that's claimed to work because of, in brief, technologies unknown to science.

I like this kind of power-saving box. Most power-savers are claimed to be some sort of power-factor corrector. Ones like the Keseco devices that're supposed to work by "rotating electromagnetic waves" or "non-Hertzian frequencies" are more fun. They still don't work, but at least they're more original.

When I saw a new comment on the Keseco post today, I presumed it'd be one of the spammers who occasionally get through the net and spray ads for handbags or wristwatches all over my old posts.

I was wrong, though. It was this:

We are representing Ultra device, made by Keseco in EU market.
We do agree that claims to achieve superconductivity in wires seem to be unrealistic. And we partly agree with that. However we confirm that we have tested Ultra in various cases: domestic and industrial. We have used Chauvin Arnoux ca 8335 power analyzer to measure w,kva,kvar,Amps, U, harmonics, cos fi, etc. We confirm that Ultra device really works in reducing active power, reactive power, slightly improving cos fi.It reduces total consumption by 5-12%. The saving % depends on a number of factors.It does not turn wires into superconductors, but reduces energy loses in them.Detailed reports can be send upon request. Currently Keseco obtained SGS, TGM reports on saving. The patent they have for energy saving device is real.It is not for design, it is for energy saving.See: http://www.wipo.int/patentscope/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2003061097&recNum=1&docAn=KR2003000104&queryString=AN:PCT/KR03/00104&maxRec=1 . Ultra device really saves energy For more information on research works we have done with ultra,please, send request to :info@energita.lt.

Energita

If it's all the same to you, unnamed Energita representative, I'll just wait for this miraculous device to make you the billions of dollars you so richly deserve. Then I'll be able to learn about it from, say, the paperwork for the Nobel Prize the Keseco designers have won, or the sticker on the side of the Keseco box that I, like everyone else in the world, will have purchased.

Just look at that patent. It's for a box...

Keseco power-saving device

...with some busbars in it, the busbars only being connected to power at one end, and the inside of the box provided with some mysterious ceramic coating and "conductive plates" that aren't electrically connected to anything.

And that's it.

Conventional electrophysics says that this box, plugged in parallel with household mains power, will do nothing. It's not even part of a circuit.

You allege that you have real evidence that it's a power saver.

So now all you have to do is send these patented boxes to universities, technical colleges and appropriate governmental bodies until someone takes notice, and then here comes all that money and that definite Nobel Prize, for the staggering discovery of how "rotating electromagnetic waves" make the magic happen.

(Or the people who invented it could, after patenting their discovery, have written it up as a scientific paper. Get it published and the results replicated, then sell licenses, and you could become billionaires without having to actually manufacture anything at all.)

You'd think that in the several years the Keseco device has been around, they'd have managed to do this. But instead, just like every other magic power saver or magic gasoline pill, the devices are sold piecemeal to whatever end-users can be persuaded to buy one.

Electrical components that aren't connected to anything are strangely popular in scientifically... novel... devices and talismans.

Inside the "EMPower Modulator", for instance...

EMPower Modulator interior

...are three aluminium plates that aren't connected to anything.

The "Q-Link Pendant"...

Q-Link pendant

...is similarly electrically innovative. And now we've got this Keseco box-of-nothing, too.

Energita sell a few other odd devices (machine-translated English version).

This power-monitoring system (translated) seems kosher, as do these light bulbs (translated), and I think this gadget (translated) may be OK too; it seems to be some sort of improved thermostat for freezers.

But then there's something called a "Fuel Activator" (translated), magnetic fuel improvers (translated) and, of course, the Keseco doodad (translated).

I'm never sure what to think when someone who sells these sorts of products remonstrates with me. I presume they quite often, especially when they're a reseller instead of the originator of the product, actually believe what they're saying. They're seldom abusive or clearly mentally peculiar.

There but for the grace of critical thinking, I suppose.