Essential viewing update

The cool kids appear to have moved on from the separate season torrents for The Secret Life Of Machines/The Office (previously), and are now sharing an all-in-one torrent. You can get it, for instance, here. If that one's dead now, hit ScrapeTorrent or something to find it.

The all-in-one torrent contains the exact same video files, so there's nothing new to see here if you've got these ordinary-but-watchable rips already. If you're at 86% on one of the other series and are wondering what happened to all the seeds, though, here's your answer.

More Firepower fun

More fancy footwork from the good folk of Firepower (previously).

Oh, and Firepower's chief executive apparently had something to do, at least peripherally, with the AWB's delectable handing over of $AU290 million in humanitarian funds to Saddam Hussein, to use for his own no doubt very philanthropic purposes. Lots of other people paid these kickbacks as well, in order to get their slice of the pre-Gulf-War-2 Iraq pie. But thanks to AWB Limited, we Aussies were the single biggest contributor.

This has, therefore, been something of a scandal down here in Oz-land, despite the government's insistence that it didn't happen and was no big deal anyway and had nothing to do with them and they didn't know about it and even though they did know about it there was nothing they could do.

(Back in June last year, by the way, the Sydney Morning Herald were suckered by Firepower's tall tales about death threats from oil interests over Firepower's amazing, and amazingly untested, fuel saving products. So they're probably a bit annoyed now.)

Further levitation

From one of my recent favourite sites (the homopolar motor's a classic), there's now this response to the subject of yesterday's post:

Dry ice can be had from various places. The Evil Mad Scientists apparently got theirs at the grocery store, but industrial gas suppliers, catering joints, ice cream wholesalers and so on can be useful if your grocery store ain't that hip.

Hit the phone book - suppliers of water ice may sell dry ice too, and should know where you can get it if they don't. It'll keep for a while if you put it in an unsealed (that's important) cooler/Esky in your domestic freezer (and probably save you some electricity, since it'll keep the freezer cool all by itself - dry ice is a useful emergency measure if you've got a broken fridge full of valuable food, or there's a lengthy power outage, and aberrant cables are not an option).

All the dry ice is for, in this case, is the creation of a blanket of cold carbon dioxide. So it's conceivable that you could substitute in some other CO2 source. A welding CO2 tank set to just trickle the gas out, for instance, or a similarly restricted fire extinguisher (CO2 extinguishers can also be used to very wastefully make a little pile of dry ice, as can be seen in one of the Secret Life of Machines episodes).

Or even, possibly, ye olde bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

Don't expect a little soda and vinegar to make enough CO2 to be useful for this trick. But a whole kilo box of bicarb in the bottom of a bucket, with a couple of litres of the supermarket's finest, cheapest white vinegar dumped on it, might do the trick. Ice cubes to cool the gas and encourage it to make an orderly layer may or may not help further.

The soda-vinegar reaction can also be used as a pressure source to power rockets.

Add a giant wobbly solar bag (which is filled with air, not CO2), and you've got a grand day out.

Nothing up their sleeves

A reader suggested to me that this demonstration of the density of sulfur hexafluoride gas was cool.

I concur.

(As normal for gases denser than air, talking with a lungful of sulfur hexafluoride does indeed make your voice deeper, the opposite of the "helium effect". Been there, done that.)

Some more from the Bonn Physics Show:

This is essentially the same principle as is used by thermal lances.

Note the pale blueness of liquid oxygen. And the gratuitous use of the Terminator theme.

On the subject of unlicensed music...

...nerds will be nerds.

Find more, including a bloke in a Faraday cage, the Doppler effect demonstrated by swinging a speaker around your head, a liquid nitrogen bomb, hydrodynamic propulsion and the good old ping-pong balls and mousetraps, here.

And now, more lies

Thanks to a reader, I now know the solution to all of the world's energy problems!

Well, actually I don't, because I didn't watch the whole thing.

I watched a few minutes, though, because you have to wait that long before the talking head gets around to saying the name of the company. But then there it is - "Better World Technologies", your gateway to the long-running scams of Dennis Lee.

Even the people who believe these kinds of stories don't believe Dennis, since he's been promising real working free-energy machines to people who stump up money to reserve one for at least the last ten years. He has, of course, not delivered. But he's taken a lot more deposits.

Anybody's welcome, no matter how close they are to the breadline. Basic "sign up" fees are five to twenty bucks US - well within the reach of people poor enough that electricity bills are a problem for them.

It is, of course, usually easier to take money from the poor than from the rich. Poor people are less educated, less connected, more desperate, and what're they gonna do about it, anyway - hire a lawyer?

You just have to be the kind of guy who can stomach making a living that way.

(See also the end of this column.)

Aspiring scammer seeks similar

I just received this via e-mail:

Dear Sir/Madam,
We are a Spanish company and we would be interested in your Batterylife AG for its sale and distribution in Spain and Portugal.
In the first buy, we are interested in 500 or 1000 pcs.
Please, be contacted by me in soporte@anunciae.com
Thank you very much for your attention.
Alvaro Fernandez-Arroyo
Anunciae.com

It's kind of like when that Nigerian dude wanted to buy CPUs from me that I made up for a joke. Only the Batterylife Activator actually exists. It's just that it, you know, doesn't work, as a quite superficial reading of my review would reveal.

Alvaro is, alas, not only asking the wrong guy to sell him worthless battery enhancing stickers, but also kind of late to the party. The Batterylife Activator no longer appears to be on sale.

I'm also happy to say that Batterylife AG, in general, appear to 'ave run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, even though that means all of those convincing university test results they promised to send me back in 2005 will now, I fear, never arrive.

Their German and Australian sites are both now toast. Archive.org reckons the main site stopped responding to hails in April, 2006.

(The good folk at BatMax still appear to be selling their superficially identical product, though.)

This archived copy of the batterylife.com.au page not only links to my review - which might perhaps have something to do with why they went out of business - but also still allows you to download a video clip from the "Sunrise" show on Channel 7 here in Australia. In it, you can witness the magnificence that is Peter Blasina, The Man Who Recommends Everything And Is, As A Result, Much Better Off Than Me, Or Indeed Than He Himself Was Back When I Knew Him And He Was Running A Video Camera Magazine With Some Sort Of Journalistic Integrity.

Peter is, of course, heartily recommending the Batterylife stickers, on behalf of batterylife.com.au and another outfit that's now gone.

I hope their cheque cleared before they went broke, Pete!

Well, whaddaya know

A few readers have just pointed out this Sydney Morning Herald feature to me, regarding the "Firepower" company mentioned in this letters column.

Astoundingly enough, it turns out that people who sell magic gasoline improving pills may be a little bit dishonest.

Fancy that!

(Don't miss the sidebar in which it is revealed that Firepower's special unique amazing main product is actually exactly the same as something called the Power Pill FE-3, which in turn is alleged to be made by a very plausible outfit called UBiee. Anyone want to lay odds on whether Firepower/UBiee will end up going the same way as the similarly revolutionary entrepreneurs at Bioperformance?)

Magic computer glasses

Coincidentally, two people just e-mailed me about two different kinds of glasses that're meant to make using a computer a less eyestrain-y experience.

First, the ones that might work. Second, the... other ones.

At the inventively-named EyeFatigue.com, you'll find $US24.95 specs that are, essentially, reading glasses. Mild lenses that make it easier for your eyes to focus close, and which will probably give you a headache if you wear them at other times.

This seems sensible enough to me; computer use is pretty close work, and focussing close for a long period of time, even if your eyesight is perfect, will indeed give you eyestrain. Glasses that turn your long focus into close focus can help, here, once you adapt to the fact that your eyes feel as if you're looking further away than you are.

The Eye Fatigue site also reassures me with its lack of pseudoscientific bulldust, and firm instructions to actually get a proper prescription - with separate measurements for each eye - before ordering, if you know what's good for you.

I Am Not An Optometrist; there may be something horribly wrong with this that I haven't thought of. But it doesn't look too freaky to me. Close-work glasses are generally useful things, and these look like well-thought-out ones to me.

Now, on to the fun ones.

I got a letter as follows:

I recently came across a web post by an elderly gentleman complaining of "frequent conjunctivitis, dry eyes, hard crystals in the inner corners, etc" when he uses his computer that go away when he goes on holiday. Looking around the web he found MelaOptix glasses from the Melanin Vision Center as a possible cure to the problem.

Are they on the level or is it another case of fuel line magnets, cure every disease in the world pills, or wooden volume knobs that make your stereo sound 10X better?

Lastly, he also posed this question:

"Is an LCD screen free from "bad" radiation, that is high-energy (HEV) sight-damaging stuff, in comparison with CRT?"

Could you comment?

Rob

My first guess was that the gentleman's problem was happening simply because he's focussing his old eyes on something close for long periods of time, probably blinking less, and possibly also looking upward a bit (dust in the eyes, more evaporation from their surface), or into a breeze.

(And the gentleman may go on holiday to somewhere with higher humidity than his computer room, too.)

People can become very uncomfortable without noticing while performing any engrossing task, and computer use definitely qualifies. Many people have suddenly realised, while playing a game, that they're freezing cold, very hungry, and desperately need to pee. Staring until your eyes are bloodshot is the same sort of deal.

Many people also set their monitors too bright. Modern screens, especially LCDs, have very high maximum brightness which is only necessary if you're competing with a brightly-lit room. Your monitor should, ideally, be no brighter than a sheet of paper in your lap.

For many consumer monitors, maximum contrast and zero brightness is a good setting. If you do that, and can then (just) see all of the gradations in one of those black-to-white gradients, you're pretty much done. If the darker colours blend together, you'll need to tweak the brightness up a bit.

Monitor calibration can get a lot fancier than that, but Contrast 100, Brightness 0 often gets you more than half way there.

(Oh, and set the refresh rate properly, too.)

My considered opinion of the MelaOptix glasses is that they're a bunch of bollocks. The only thing they don't do is the one thing that could actually help - aiding close focus. All of their other features are pointless, at best.

"Melanin" is a term that covers several pigments, not just the biological one they want you to think they're talking about. Even if they're actually bothering to put biological melanin in their glasses, though, there's no reason to suppose it does anything special.

Yes, orange-ish lenses can make things seem a lot clearer, especially in glary outdoor situations where stopping a lot of blue light will help young eyes see, let alone old ones. That's why ski goggles are so often orange. But there's nothing magic about any particular exact flavour of brown-orange pigment, no matter what those Blue Blockers infomercials say.

The Eye Protection Factor the Melanin Vision Center mention is, as far as I know, just talking about ultraviolet light. Given that (a) even cheap sunglasses these days commonly have very good UV blocking and (b) computer monitors produce no UV (they've got narrowband red, green and blue phosphors - that's it...), I believe the Melanin Vision Center are being deliberately misleading about the qualities of their products.

Since computer monitors already allow you to change their brightness and (unless you've got a rather old one) colour temperature, though, anything sunglasses could do for you can also be done with the monitor controls. And turning the screen brightness down makes CRTs live longer, too.

There is no reason for normal humans to wear sunglasses indoors unless, of course, they're doing it to look cool.

Regarding "bad" high energy visible radiation - neither LCDs nor CRTs emit such radiation. The broadest definition of HEV includes everything down to 530nm wavelength, which is green, so technically the green and blue phosphors do emit that kind of HEV, I suppose. But they ain't nothin' compared with the blue sky, which is not generally regarded as all that terrifying.

Some old CRTs genuinely do emit quite a bit of never-proven-to-be-harmful radio frequency energy, but they emit it from the back of the casing where the high voltage stuff is, not from the front. Old monitors, and some other gear like laser printers, also produce significant ozone, which is bad for your lungs if it's concentrated enough that you can smell it - but which is only even slightly worrying, in real world terms, if you're chronically exposed, like the poor dude with three laser printers blowing warm air into his cubicle.

If CRTs were made out of ordinary glass, they'd also emit a lovely drizzle of soft X-rays. To stop that, they're made from leaded glass, which eats all of that radiation.

You can still get a nifty static electricity crackle from a CRT monitor, which alarms some people. But that is also perfectly harmless.

So, in conclusion: Properly calibrated prescription reading glasses? Possibly useful for computer users. Cheap off-the-shelf drugstore reading glasses? Quite possibly much better than nothing, for people who have trouble with close work.

Goofy melanin shades that claim to protect you from radiation that monitors don't even emit? Save your money.

(It should also be noted that the melanin glasses cost more than three times as much as the non-fraudulent ones...)